Q: How do I win Tsunade's heart?
A: All you need to start is a piece of candy, plus a little bit of good looks, a little bit of composure, a little bit of humor, and a little bit of strength.
Q: Is it a tiny bit?
A: If that's what you think, there's nothing I can do. (The bear shrugs)
Q: Did Tsunade commit domestic violence after marriage? After all, her superhuman strength could shatter Susanoo.
A: No, I don't think so. I do often... Anyway, Tsunade is very well-behaved and sensible. (Hands on her lower back)
Q: As the Fourth Hokage, the chairwoman of the Konoha Group, and the God of Gamblers in the ninja world, do you feel a lot of pressure being with Tsunade?
A: Not at all, after all, I fulfilled my dream and became the Hokage!
“Kiddo! Mom and Dad are leaving. Don’t miss us!”
The young man stood in his home, staring at the letter in his hand, completely frozen.
“Kiddo! We’re not that heartless—we left you a mecha repair shop. Work hard~”
Young Man: ……
“You call that dump a repair shop??”
Just then, a system awakened. The rundown warehouse in front of him transformed into the strongest mecha repair shop on the planet.
“Boss… isn’t your repair fee a bit much? It’s just a Ground-Class Mecha and you’re charging 1.5 million? Rip-off!”
The young girl looked at her beloved mecha and the sky-high repair cost, torn with indecision.
Young Shop Owner: “I don’t just repair—I can awaken your mecha’s innate abilities!”
“Could you really bear to let your mecha become a pile of scrap?”
“Are you insane?! I just came in for a tune-up and you want to charge me ten billion?!”
“This tune-up could launch you to the top of the interstellar ranks. Are you sure you don’t want to reconsider? Of course, you can also go for customization—innate skills, rare armor, truth-grade materials—I’ve got everything you need. Satisfaction guaranteed!”
…
When alien invaders attack and the tide of star beasts surges, truth-grade mechas rise across the Blue Star Alliance.
The young man charges ahead, sweeping through enemies like a storm.
Everyone: “You were just supposed to run a repair shop, and now you’ve triggered a mecha war?!”
Traveling through the world of American TV series, I gained a system for picking up attributes.
At this point, the "protagonists" in American dramas have become good "leeks".
Mike: Your king is coming!
She was a secondary character, each ending tragic. And then she came to a realization. The system she was bound to was a homeless system. It did not give any newbie package, oldie package, and completing the missions had no rewards. She decided to not do missions anymore.
System: Warning! Please complete the mission, or you will be eliminated.
Tang Guo: Dream on.
System: Host, I beg of you! Please don’t bully the main characters anymore!
Tang Guo: No way.
And then…..
System: Master, how do you plan to bring disaster to this world? Take me with you!
Tang Guo: It can be done. Check that man’s information for me.
System: *chirping* Okay! Please wait a moment, master!
This novel is also known as Ancient Dragon Spell
The first generation of Dan King Qin Feng was reborn in his youth, carrying the ancient true dragon technique, refining the body of the true dragon, and cultivating supreme swordsmanship!
In this life, he is destined to climb to the top of martial arts, so that the arrogance of all ages is less than him!
Having traveled to a chaotic world, one faces both conscription orders to forcibly conscript men and local bullies who come knocking on one's door.
In a moment of despair, the [Proficiency System] activates:
Each swing of the sword increases proficiency by 1!
Swing the knife a hundred times, and you'll master the basics of swordsmanship!
Swing your sword 10,000 times, and you'll automatically reach max level!
While others were struggling to comprehend the Dao, he was simply chopping wood, killing wolves, and slaughtering bullies... Before he knew it, his basic swordsmanship had been perfected, and a wisp of blood could cut through the wind and snow!
County Commandant: "A mere hunter dares to defy the imperial court?"
Fang Yuan raised his machete slightly, its blade energy stretching ten feet: "Sorry, I've practiced this strike a million times."
From basic sword techniques to the intent of annihilation, from a wisp of blood and qi to a martial god among mortals.
This is the story of a hunter who, in a chaotic world, becomes an unparalleled martial god with just a wood-chopping knife.
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Summer wakes up one morning to find herself transported to a parallel world, gaining a system that multiplies profits a hundredfold. At this moment, the globally epic virtual reality game, *MC Pokémon*, is released!
While others are still toiling away cutting down trees, summer has already filled backpacks with spruce, oak, birch...
While others were still making Poké Balls, Xia Tian already had a backpack full of Master Balls, and even the lowest-level ones were Ultra Balls...
While others were excitedly breeding high-potential Pokémon, the PCs in the summer were filled with golden legendary Pokémon with maxed-out potential...
During the world championship, while his opponents were gloating over defeating Xia Tian's strongest Pokémon, Xia Tian once again unleashed a max-level legendary Pokémon...
I'm bowing down to this big shot! Please, give me a break!
Having traversed the primordial world and become Rahu, accepting his future destiny was impossible; of course, he had to make changes.
Years later, when Hongjun came out to spread the immortal path, he saw demons claiming that joining the demonic path would give them the chance to obtain innate magic treasures and give them enchanting demonic companions. He cursed them inwardly as shameless.
As Zulong watched his dragon sons and grandsons rushing towards the Western Demon Clan's stronghold, his lips twitched.
Luo Hou smiled slightly, looking at the Creation Demon Lord, Yin Yang Demon Lord, and other beings below, and said with a smile:
"I really didn't seduce them, I just gave them a little more than you did."
...
The final of the 18th World-Class Beast Taming Championship (No Rules)
Referee: "Day King only has one pet left, while his opponent still has two pets with plenty of energy. The situation is very unfavorable for Day King."
"Wait, what happened? The White King is warming up! He's going to take the field himself!"
Bai Ye stared at his dumbfounded opponent, tore off his upper body clothing to reveal his muscular physique, pressed down on the opponent's beast's head with one hand, and slammed it hard onto the ground, grinning maliciously:
"As a beast tamer, you just stood by and watched? Your skill level is far too low!"
......
In the era of beast taming, humans awakened their talent for taming beasts and formed contracts with magical beasts.
Plants, elements, souls, extradimensional creatures, weapons, concepts... can all become pets.
Bai Ye transmigrated here and awakened the [Boundary and Bond] talent. As long as his beast pet is defeated and returns to the Beast Taming Space, he can obtain all the abilities from his beast pet.
The strongest! The most powerful! The most domineering Beastmaster has been born.
This novel has been adapted into a comic.
Chu Xuan traveled through the Cangxuan world and became a demon cultivator of the Wuji Sect.
The so-called demon cultivation is to plunder the essence of heaven and earth and seize the essence of all things.
Only after slaughtering thousands of people can one become the Great Demon Lord.
However, killing is not tolerated by the human race's heavenly way.
The Wuji Sect was also destroyed by the righteous sect.
When he was helpless, Chu Xuan accidentally got the blood mirror, which allowed him to go to a doomsday planet full of zombies!
He suddenly discovered that this was a blessed land for demon cultivators!
If he dared to sacrifice millions of mortals, the human race's heavenly way would lead to thunder and fire, splitting him into slag and burning him into ashes.
But if he sacrificed millions of zombies, not only would there be no disasters, but there would be golden flowers falling, rosy clouds filling the sky, and merits added to his body!
From then on, he would be free from disasters and difficulties, have more blessings and increase his lifespan, and be entangled with luck!
At this moment, Chu Xuan realized!
Demon cultivators are terrible!
Demon cultivators with infinite merits are even more terrible!