"How about you delete me?"
"Otherwise, every time I receive a message, I will think it's you."
Customer: "Is it okay for me to buy a house? Can you please stop sending me this kind of message?"
"Come to my house after get off work and explain it to my husband."
Lin Yuan traveled through a parallel world and found that he was participating in a variety show and was randomly selected to work as an agent.
When other people sell their houses, they beg their father and grandma to sue them. He is not doing his job properly when selling his house. He is either finishing his job or on the road to finishing his job.
Sell the noisy house near the railway to the deaf and mute!
Sell dark and damp apartments to people who make wine!
Sell the spooky haunted house to people who make suspense movies
Sold the house in the deep mountains and old forests to a weight loss center!
Netizens are confused: What the hell do you call this an agency? I believe him even if he is said to be a pimp!
[FanFiction of Super God Mechanic]
Under a mysterious force from the East (zuo), Ye Xiu traveled to the world of "Star Sea" and became a test subject of the Valkyrie Experimental Base. He was brainwashed at the beginning, and in a critical moment, he unexpectedly awakened the S-level superpower - [Replica].
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As an NPC, it has all the functions of a normal NPC for the player... Issue tasks? Adjust favorability? Teach skills?
Luo An always feels that the city of Chicago is so dangerous!
Because there is a hoarse-voiced, sturdy old man named Hank in the Chicago PD who always likes to loudly say that this is his city.
There is the shameless Frank Gallagher family. The eldest sister Fiona always goes to him to cry and complain about the fact that there is another child in the family.
There was the financial genius Bobby Axelrod, with whom he constantly clashed on Wall Street.
What's more, the Underwoods, who are eloquent but ruthless, are secretly plotting against him.
Fortunately, whenever Roan was feeling down, Mr. Gus, the owner of Brothers Fried Chicken, would listen to his complaints with a smile, Jimmy would come up with bad ideas, and the sharp lawyer Alicia would help him solve the problems, otherwise he would definitely find life extremely difficult.
Hey, isn’t that his chemistry teacher, Mr. Walter? Why does he always go to the fried chicken shop recently?
Chicago PD, hip-hop, Michael Jordan, media and film!
[MC + Western Fantasy + Lord]
(Alternate Title: The Growth Diary of a God and His Church)
In the third year of the Light Calendar on the Rodri Continent, Ian addressed his people:
"I've said this countless times—defeating the Abyss and the Demon King doesn’t automatically make me the God of Light! And my MC world is not the Kingdom of Light!"
"Dragons—my Ender Dragon is not your Dragon God! Tell those dragonesses to stop coming here asking for offspring!"
"Dwarves—quit obsessing over Iron Golems and start researching Redstone technology! Golems don’t reproduce, no matter how much you tinker with them!"
"Elves—stop using bone meal to force the World Tree to grow! The Winged Clan has filed multiple complaints—your trees are shooting up like rockets and invading their territory!"
"At this rate, I might as well relocate all of you to the Twilight Forest!"
"And finally! Call me..."
Su Ming traveled through the Super God World, obtained the Devouring Star System, and completed the sign-in task, then he was able to obtain all the resources and cultivation methods of the Devouring Star.
Taotie invasion? The Nine-Layer Thunder Blade smashes the space battleship and crushes all invading enemies!
Planetary level, stellar level, cosmic level... are just his starting points.
Come and experience what true ultimate fear is!
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Angel Yan: You are a scumbag!
Su Xiaoli: Damn it... I was the one who came here first, you bad guy Su Ming.
Qilin: Having Xiaoli isn’t enough, you still want me? !
Keisha: The just order needs you!
Morgana: Queen, I will not kneel down and sing Conquer for you!
[A bursting heroine] VS [super-combat hero] In a fire, the nation’s first love was ruined, and the future was ruined!
The fiancé thinks that her appearance is ruined, so he strongly breaks off the marriage;
She wrote a letter of divorce, a letter of severance, and left gracefully!
After Yu Huang left, everyone in the entertainment industry was saying—
“I heard that after Yu Huang retired, he dyed his hair red, wore a veil, and went to nightclubs every day!”
“Nonsense, how did I hear that she entered the detention center?”
Everyone thought that Yu Huang was willing to degenerate, squatting in the game, and that summer when he could no longer make waves, Yu Huang once again appeared on the hot search——
Shengdu Ministry of Education: Warmly congratulate Yuhuang, a student from Yonghui High School in our city, who won the provincial champion with a high score of 7XX and was admitted to Shenyu College!
That is the Divine Domain Academy that only admits ten top talents every year!
Since then, the girl has started the road of counterattack, reborn in Nirvana, stunning the world!
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Sheng Xiao, the first genius in the history of Divine Domain Academy, Lang Yan is unique and unparalleled in the world.
However, because of his indifferent temperament, Bai couldn’t move, and was given the nickname Leng Nian Yan Luo.
One day, someone caught him blocking Yu Huang in the corner, squeezed her hand tightly, and said to her, “You can predict the future, look at my future, is it full of you?”
Yu Huang looked at it, then shook his head, “No, there are also a pair of lively and lovely children.”
This book is also known as “Sister is a God You Can’t Climb”, “She Goes to Cultivation After Being a Celebrity”
Reborn as Cedric Diggory, “My goal is to live to the end!”
But when the troll in the toilet was knocked down by the spiral pill, Cedric discovered that the world was much larger than he thought…
The reborn Lu Anzhi had a one-night stand with someone.
He did not think that this was the fetters of his life.
In his new life, he made money as a copywriter and started traveling around the world.
At the end of his three-year journey, he returned to the place where his rebirth began, preparing to open a bookstore and welcome a new life.
However, the little singing queen Zhang Suxin, who retired two and a half years ago, suddenly came to the door with her two-year-old daughter.
His life suddenly took a new turn and unfolded.
So a copywriter opened a bookstore to raise a child, and occasionally helped the retired little diva who became an independent musician to write songs, and his life was full of joy.
Zhou Yu obtained the sparkling civilization scientist training system and formed his own technology tree. It absorbed enough knowledge to grow new technology.
The fake Xueba incarnates the technology of Shennong, and has worked hard to cultivate its own technology tree to make it more lush and accidentally promote the progress of civilization.
Born a seed of cultivating immortals, he rose from the Han tribe at the end of the earth, and embarked on the road of immortality, step by step, until he reached the other side of immortality.
Efforts will pay off. For cultivators, what better golden finger is there?