Jiang Yan was reborn as a jerk in the world of supernatural resurrection, and awakened the system of choosing a heavenly master. From then on, there was a crazy and despicable heavenly master in this world, carrying a sledgehammer to spread love and peace with evil spirits everywhere.

Tomorrow's headline: "The world is dangerous! The sound of ghosts knocking on the door late at night was too loud, and they even attracted a beating from the neighbor's gangster brother!"

Enthusiastic Junyangzhong: "Uncle police, I saw a gangster brother robbing a headless female ghost with my own eyes. Damn, he also wanted to rob?!"

Humble ghost kings: "Wuwuwu, big brother, don't dig, forced demolition is illegal, there is really no mine under our graves!!!"

Jiuzhou Supernatural Investigation Team: "The leaders may not believe it, but now the evil ghosts in China are rushing to do good things all day long, for fear of being found by Jiang Yan, the gangster brother. At this rate, we may be unemployed..."

Qin Tian, the strongest man at the end of the world, traveled back twenty years. In order to prevent the apocalypse, countless people were killed. But just when he finally put down his butcher knife, alien space creatures suddenly invaded in large numbers. In the apocalypse, whoever has the strongest fist will have the final say. Qin Tian said that no matter who the opponent is, they will all be smashed into small cakes.

A Mature Lady: You have a house?

Jiang Xiu: I can cultivate.

A Ms. Perfect: You have a car?

Jiang Xiu: I can cultivate.

A Loli: Big Brother Jiang Xiu, do you have a seven-figure bank balance?

Jiang Xiu: I can cultivate.

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Jiang Xiu once transmigrated to the Immortal Martial Continent, living out a long life there and establishing himself with renowned fame. He finds himself waking up to strange circumstances and discovers that he’s returned back home. What happened exactly? And what’ll he do from now on? Follow Jiang Xiu as he deals with the crazy scenarios fate has in store for him.

Traveling through the world of Journey to the West, becoming Tang Sanzang, activating the live broadcast suicide system, Xu Shu live broadcasted the journey to the West and did crazy suicide: beating up Sun Wukong, grilling Zhu Bajie, shitting the three realms, steaming the King of Inspiration, sawing off the horns of the Bull Demon King, recruiting the Six-Eared Macaque as his apprentice, sucking out all the spider silk, plucking all the Jade Rabbit hair, and stealing all the Buddhist scriptures from Lingshan... to burn as firewood.

"Oh my god, did the original author write it wrong? My Journey to the West is completely ruined!" "Why does this Tang Sanzang look like a bandit?" "The person above is more confident, he is a bandit!" The netizens who watched the live broadcast were all stunned!

Steam envelopes the world, mysteriously invading the earth.

The ancient music brings mysterious whispers, and the city-state that sank to the bottom of the sea is full of mysteries.

I am the apostle of the master, conveying his meaning and teaching his teachings.

The unknown overlooks the world, I will solve all the mysteries for the world and let the truth return to people's hearts.

"Listener friends, welcome to [Horror Broadcast]. I hope you can enjoy the time our program spends with you. Okay, now, please turn your head and look behind you to see if there is a smiling face. Looking at you?"

Xia Chen traveled through another world and just became the prince of the Daxia Dynasty. Before he could enjoy the royal treatment, he was sent to his ancestral land.

Just at this time, the punch card system was awakened.

Check in at the ancestral temple and get the strongest physique [Human Emperor Physique].

Check in at the altar and get “Dragon Elephant Conquering Demons”.

Check in the forbidden area and get the “Black Emperor Refinement Technique”.

Hungry like this, Xia Chen carried water, chopped wood, and punched cards every day for thirty years.

until one day.

System: Host, it’s been thirty years, it’s time for you to come out.

Xia Chen: No, it’s too dangerous outside, I’m not invincible yet, so I won’t go down the mountain.

System: MMP oh, the world’s largest demon was killed by you with one punch…

The end of the Dharma is about to end, and all things are revived.

The inheritance and taboos that have been cut off from the past are just about to start, and they are dreaming of crawling out of the abyss and living another life.

At this juncture between the old and the new, a game called World Evolution approached Zhang Ke, and he embarked on another path.

In the Forbidden City, under the Dragon Lock Well, dragons roar;

In the Yellow River Water Mansion, among the piles of bones, a hand raised a big seal...

At the same time, in the city, in the decaying and abandoned temples, the dusty statues of gods quietly changed their faces...

Applying for computing power support...

The celestial supercomputing platform "Daode Tianzun" joins the calculation matrix...

Opening the Supreme Arsenal "Lingxiao Palace"...

Calling the "Nantianmen" super-time and space combat platform...

Delivering the command tower armor "Haotian God"...

One hundred thousand "heavenly soldiers" have been assembled...

The general-level autonomous mecha "Tota Tianwang" is about to deploy the "Linglong Tower"...

The planetary fortress "Twenty-eight Constellations" is about to perform beyond-visual-range firepower delivery...

High-dimensional life fluctuations are detected...

Upgrading to the thirty-third level of Taiqing Realm Dachitian...

Upgrading to the thirty-sixth level of Daluotian...

The 60 years of Konoha hidden village was the beginning of Hokage, and a major event changed the history of Konoha’s chronicle.

Tai Tu: What’s the matter, the whole world knows that I like Lin? And why do you talk about fighting four wars, getting ten tails, and how could I be tricked into doing MLM by Madara? ! I did it voluntarily.

Madara: I also want to know who made Ninja World see me and said, “Shall I say something to you?!”

Between the pillars: How could I be Uchiha Madara trap? And listen to me explain that I have nothing to do with Madara? !

Jue: What’s the matter? All Ninja world knows that I am a filial son of a thousand years?

Sasuke: Shame! I actually showed my childhood to the whole world of Ninja, and how could I babble with the bastard Naruto. Is this impossible? !

Jiraiya: How could I like Dashewan? I just starved to death and jumped from the Hukage Rock…

Suddenly Jilai saw Aunt Snake too.

Jiraiya: “…”

I also saw the female bodies and artificial beauties that Aunt Snake could change at any time.

“Hey, you are so accurate!” (Jilai also has a nosebleed)

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