//One room for two, three meals for four season cookies//

【1】

The famous vase in the entertainment industry is suitable. After being hacked by the whole network, it suddenly announced: I am going home to farm.

All black fans: Hehe, deserve it.

The next day, the Xingchen APP began to broadcast the comfortable rural life.

Hey, why did the top lawyers come for dinner?

Hey, why did the medical doctor come to raise chickens?

Hey, why did well-known designers dye the cloth?

Hey, why did the e-sports god come to install the swing?

what? Are you her brother? Are you her brother too? Are you still her brother? ? !

In the much-anticipated, Grand Slam actor Shi Sui airborne the show scene, the black fans are weak and weak typing on the public screen: you… are you also her brother?

The time actor calmly squeezed a suitable little face and said calmly: I am her husband.

All black fans: can’t laugh.jpg

【2】

shock! When the actor changed his assistant! Want to shoot farming variety shows with each other? !

Girlfriend’s mother’s career fan beats her chest and feet: Who cares for whom is a delicate and weak vase? ! It must be a scheming girl who wants to fry CP!

On the second day of the live broadcast, fans watched the beautiful girl without makeup and calmly took out a pot of steaming spicy crayfish from the pot. Tears flowed out from the corners of their mouths one by one, scolding and swearing.

On the tenth day of the live broadcast, fans stuffed rice into their mouths and complained: Can you fry CP, don’t cook! Five catties fatter! Little Vase, please lock up with our brother/son/cub for a lifetime!

[//Xinghe is boiling hot, it’s better to have a bowl of spicy soup]

[//Vest off + sweet pet teasing + gourmet food + healing + daily]

Programmer Li Daochong desperately develops the game code, dying. After waking up, being born again in a ghost-invading future comprehension world, isn’t that a pothole?

However, Li Daochong brought his own ghost upgrade system, which made my green onion. Others are devilish and scared, and they rush to hell. Hey, isn’t this the tip of China? I want to eat, drool!

Eating is not the most important thing. The key can be upgraded. How many levels does it take to finish?

“Li Daoyou please stay, people want to go to the edge of the magic field on the edge of the magic field, can you accompany others? People are afraid!” Hongyang fairy is dripping at Li Daochong.

“Li predecessor, can you please go with a younger generation to go to a ghost dragon?” A white-haired girl who is more than two hundred years old can look at Li Daochong helplessly. (translated)

Ji Changsheng traveled to the world of tomb robbery fusion and became a blood corpse.

In despair, the fusion system awakened!

Fusion of the Ghost Seal, reward Ghost King Soul Binding Book, Ghost Emperor Breath!

Fusion of the Hydra Cypress, gain the power of nature!

Fusion of the Qinling Sacred Tree, reward copying talent!

Fusion of the Queen of Jingjue! ? ?

Reward...?

Traveling through the world of comprehensive martial arts, Xia An awakens the god-level corpse-touching system, as long as he touches the corpse, he can get various rewards!

I wanted to develop wretchedly, but I just became a six-door patrol, and I was ruthless at the beginning!

Ruthless: “The pervert will die!”

Xia An: “Obviously you rushed up by yourself, so can you go down to the ground now…”

With being involved in various disputes, Xia An’s strength is constantly increasing.

“Ding! Congratulations to the host for touching Ye Gucheng’s body, gaining 20 years of internal strength, flying immortal sword moves from heaven and earth.”

“Ding! Congratulations to the host for touching Yang Dingtian’s corpse, gaining a hundred years of skill, and moving the universe.”

…

Many years later, Emperor Ming looked at Xia An with a wry smile.

“Wu Wang, why don’t you be the emperor?”

Kawaki, who was born in the dragon vein of a planet (Altana), first met Umibozu who was traveling in the universe, and his girlfriend, Kouka.

Later, he came to Earth by accident and met the teacher who affected his life —Yoshida Shouyou.

He also met a group of friends. The most conspicuous among the group of friends is a fool with silver hair and naturally curly hair, a short man with purple hair, and a little devil whose catchphrase is “Not Zura, it’s Katsura!”

The end of the Dharma is about to end, and all things are revived.

The inheritance and taboos that have been cut off from the past are just about to start, and they are dreaming of crawling out of the abyss and living another life.

At this juncture between the old and the new, a game called World Evolution approached Zhang Ke, and he embarked on another path.

In the Forbidden City, under the Dragon Lock Well, dragons roar;

In the Yellow River Water Mansion, among the piles of bones, a hand raised a big seal...

At the same time, in the city, in the decaying and abandoned temples, the dusty statues of gods quietly changed their faces...

This novel is also known as Priceless New Bride

In the bar, drunk, she accidentally married herself for 2 years, her husband who counted five fingers can count offense!

It is rumored that Rong has little cleansing habits, and no opposite sex is allowed within three meters, but for Mao she is an exception?

It is rumored that Rong Shao has a bad temper, and if he angers Rong Shao, he can report directly to Lord Yan.

Give her the wronged person, he will return ten times!

Whoever bullied her, he went back a hundred times!

[Exclusive House Rules for Small Milk Bags]

“First: when you see a pretty aunt, you can ask someone to hug you, but you can’t find food in your arms!”

“Second: If you are not satisfied with your food standards, you can make an oral application or a written application, and you must not attempt to attract the attention of the top level by the violent way of dropping a bottle!”

[Single heroine or no heroine, don’t watch if you mind]

[Infinite flow of wits] + [Imagination and strange stories] + [Word games] + [Fun humanities]

The core of the power system: text synthesis↓

A piece of "stone" and a piece of "skin" combined into the character "break" can break thousands of things.

【Scenario shows】:

When encountering zombies, just carry rice with you and scatter it.

"Corpse" plus "rice" form a large mosaic, instantly turning the enemy invisible.

*The copy involves [Zoo Rules Weird Tales] [Prison Mirror] [Logical Man]...

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"Is it time to download the dungeon again and talk about catching monsters?"

Yu Liang, the author of the ghost story, sat sleepily in front of the computer, stretched out, and finished writing the leave request with ease.

[Pull the crotch bar]

My nephew has given birth, please take a day off^_^

[Hilarious] + [Easy] + [Cool]

There has always been such a saying in the circle of the treacherous master.

Don't mess with anyone.

This guy is born to be a tightrope walker on the edge of life and death.

Have you ever met a girl with a gap and kissed her straight away? The key point is that she is still soft in his arms.

Have you ever seen someone who encountered a tricky situation of feeding paper in the toilet and simply stepped on the hand that came in from under the partition? Afterwards, not only did nothing happen, but I also liked to mention the three pieces of toilet paper presented by the other party.

Human beings are trembling with trepidation.

Everyone is still walking on thin ice to survive, this guy is basically here to accept younger brothers from the strange world!

As soon as the fight started, it was a mess, and several old ladies rushed up, not to mention the colleagues who were scared to death, and the bosses on the opposite side were all surrounded.

Liu Huaqiang probably would have been frozen in place if he was present.