Back in 1995, when cars were far away and horses were slow, Wu Yuchen just wanted to be a little famous, make a little money, and fall in love.
"Director Wu, someone reported that you had an inappropriate relationship with an actress on the set."
“How can you accuse someone of innocence out of thin air!
Can it be called unfair when it comes to art? ! "
Everything started with the first pot of gold from Jia Zhangke, the great international director.
Zuo Cang, male, twenty-five years old, a senior social animal in Qingmu Construction Company, has a sister and a house, and both parents died.
He was supposed to be the standard male lead template for light novels, but he felt that he was living the life of a middle-aged and elderly person who had been divorced three times ahead of time and had a baby.
Especially, when a younger sister knew that her younger sister had somehow become a magical girl, Zuo Cang understood that he had to work overtime again.
A social animal for a day, a social animal for life.
to this day.
The legendary magical girl Cang Yan is still not off work.
An ordinary academy boy, Baiyunlou, had to meet the opportunity to embark on the road of self-cultivation.
It is Baiyunlou’s lifelong wish to sit in the small building and watch the clouds and clouds, and wander around the world to taste the red dust and fireworks.
However, the catastrophe is approaching, and the only way to rise up is to draw out the sword, for the thought in the heart, for all living beings in this world, to cut out a life.
A young man by nature, never forgetting his original aspiration, and comprehending the Dao in the mortal world.
Step by step to the top of the fairy road, to explore the truth of the heavens and the world…
“Fellow daoists, come to the small building to drink a cup of tea while you are free in the world of mortals~”
[The heroine in this article has no cp]
While going out to throw away the trash, Jiang You was pulled into the unlimited streaming game.
[The system has bound the initial prop for you: trash can]
Jiang You:? ? ? What the hell!
Copy 1:
Being chased, Jiang You said casually: My name is Lin Jiang. I am here to pay homage to the academy. I am eager to learn cooking techniques from you.
System: Your name is Lin Jiang. You are a food lover. You came here specifically to learn cooking techniques.
Jiang You: Learn from me? Can you still play like this?
Copy 2:
Jiang You took the initiative and quickly introduced himself before the copy was fully loaded.
"I'm an undersea doctor."
System: You are a doctor and you have heard the legend of strange diseases under the sea...
[Black-bellied business boss vs. actress]
[High sweet giant pet, unmistakable, double clean 1v1]
Luo Tiantian died to save Bai Yueguang, but when she woke up she traveled to the spoof novels of her girlfriends.
The original body was plasticized into his own appearance by a good friend, replacing his identity, taking everything away, and being tortured for more than ten years.
In order to avoid a miserable end, Luo Tiantian hugged the thigh of the biggest boss in the book.
When she became popular overnight, the Internet was full of curses.
She said that she had plastic surgery, played a big name, brought money into the group and had no acting skills, and was supported by the gold master…
Before Luo Tiantian could respond, the heroine’s dog-licking men suddenly changed their style of painting.
President Brother: “The Luo Family is her backer, Miss Luo Family does not need a sponsor.”
Luo Tiantian black face: “Go away, don’t touch me.”
The second brother of forensic medicine: “I guarantee with the personality of a forensic doctor that my sister is naturally beautiful and has absolutely no plastic surgery.”
Luo Tiantian mocked: “Who are you?”
Actor hero: “Tian Tian, you are my fiancee, how can you live with other men?”
Luo Tiantian looked at the mentally retarded face: “You deserve it too?”
…
After returning home, Luo Tiantian became cute in a second.
The boss looked at Luo Tiantian with a smile, “Orphan?”
Luo Tiantian nodded her head innocently, “Yes, the dead father and mother die and the whole family, now I am the only one left.”
The big man raised his eyebrows: “Fiance?”
Luo Tiantian shook her head quickly, “No, no, no, this is definitely a rumor, I only have you in my heart.”
…
From then on, the thigh boss suddenly transformed into a spoiled wife.
He looked at her affectionately, and said affectionately, “Children, you are highly poisonous and also an antidote.”
Everyone said that the wife of the Rong family in the famous capital city was from the countryside, she did not know big characters, was vulgar and liked to bully others.
Mu Changying sneered coldly.
Don’t know big characters?
A well-known professor is her apprentice.
vulgar?
Her etiquette and social sway is the first thousand dollars and five streets.
As for bullying, that’s true.
Mrs. Rong was so arrogant and undisciplined that she beat up the young master of the Jin family violently on the street, causing Jin to stay in bed!
Lawyer Li Dajinjin: “My sister is in self-defense.”
Mrs. Rong didn’t know what to say, and threatened to rub the professional league champion on the ground by 1v5!
The leader of the e-sports world: “My sister’s strength is so powerful that it’s no problem to pick ten.”
Mrs. Rong is outspoken and commented on the performance of well-known actress Chengxiang!
Popular fried chicken: “I love it, I’m used to it, I don’t want to hold back.”
The onlookers feel their teeth are sore, this is simply a winner in life.
The sunspots were in a hurry, and they all picked up the keyboard and spit it out:
What if there is a big brother’s favor, it must not be favored by the second master, and it is destined to stay in an empty room for a lifetime!
Mu Changying’s phoenix eyes narrowed slightly: “Is that so? Second Master.”
The sinister Rong Erye panicked instantly, sweating in cold sweat: “I’m not, I don’t, daughter-in-law, listen to my explanation!”
(Chongwen, one-on-one, the male and female hosts are clean in body and mind, the female host can be fierce and sweet) He is a top giant, indifferent and expensive, and unattainable.
But she likes the little wife who is married, and has a soft spot for her.
And she, after her rebirth, can only catch the life-saving straw in front of her.
He protected her, spoiled her, and accompanied her to smooth out all obstacles in front of her.
“Her husband, they bullied me.” She buried her head in the man’s arms and cried softly.
The man stretched out his hand to hold her waist, and her lips raised with bloodthirsty grief: “Then break all the legs with short eyes.”
Watching anime is a decompression enjoyment, but some plots with cerebral palsy just make people helpless, and some weird characters just make people hate.
On the campus every day, Ito Makoto, who didn’t pay for the fare when getting on the bus, and didn’t recognize anyone when he lifted his pants, died with a hatchet, but it was still not enjoyable.
In the cultivation method of the passer-by heroine, An Yilun is a scheming man who uses other people's feelings to contribute to his own goals.
Infinite Stratos (is) is a good-for-nothing good-for-nothing who doesn't match up with Germany and weaves a summer for Madara.
Momonosuke, who is so wonderful in One Piece.
Cyborg Zig in fate/apocrypha.
Haruyuki Arita of the Accelerated World...
All kinds of wonderful characters make people have high blood pressure even watching anime.
If you are unhappy, change it!
What should I do if I am upset? Take him! Let this **** rookie see what a real boss is! Change the plot, change the tragedy! No regrets! There are both new and old fans, and they may write theatrical versions of certain animations, or independent animation films, and some games.
Yila, who had served the empire for half her life, was decisively sold. He was almost beaten to death when he wanted to go to other countries, and was rescued by the Dragon Lady Demon King.
After crossing over, Ira, who had killed monsters for half her life, was a little guilty, but…
【Those who fight against the evil dragon should be careful not to become the husband of the dragon…】
[When you gaze into the abyss, the abyss… offers a kiss. 】
Ira Alcaraz: ? ? ?
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(Slow heat farming text…probably)
[Fireworks in the world are the most soothing to the hearts of mortals!]
“There is no temple at the age of eighty-two,”
“Sixty-nine years of worry.”
“The world is hard,”
“Long life is not easy.”
“Yin and Yang are reversed in a dream, and in the next life… I beg!”
【Name】: Lu Chen
[Identity]: Master of Changchun Temple
【Repair】: None
[Cultivation method]: Immortal Changchun Kung Fu (can be upgraded!) +
[Spell]: Control swordsmanship (upgrade conditions can be expanded!)
“Expand!”
“upgrade!”
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PS: Upgrade, relax, cultivate immortals, demons, ghosts…