(Sweet Pets) “Report to the Chief of the Army, it is rumored that we were sleeping together with one leg!”
He looked up from the volume and slowly stood up: “How do you want me?”
“Clarify that this is just a rumor…”
He pressed her against the wall and blocked the mouth by the way: “Mrs. Lu, we have to take this rumor seriously.”
Before rebirth, what she has been doing, stay away from him, away from him!
After rebirth, what she always wanted to do, give him a monkey, a monkey!
Lu Xingzhi pursued two regulations throughout his life:
First, it is illegal to destroy military marriages.
Second, Jiang Yaosheng is his man, and death is his soul.
Su Yixian accidentally traveled through time and discovered that he could view other people's life scripts.
In a busy city, a little beggar was kicked out for stealing food.
Su Yixian took a closer look and found that the little beggar's life script turned out to be the future Empress Jiuyan!
No one would have expected that the Empress Jiuyan, who shocked the world, was actually a little crybaby who loved eating buns when she was young.
At the top of Genting, Qiu Qingli pointed his sword at the world and said with great domineering power.
"Whoever dares to touch him will be killed!"
Emperor Yan: Why do I always feel like I’m living in Su Yixian’s shadow?
Emperor Gou: The moment I am born today, I will be the only one supreme in the universe... Wait, wait... Don't slap my face!
Emperor Wu: I thought I was invincible, but I didn't expect that I couldn't defeat even a finger of Su Yixian.
Nine Heavens Goddess: Su Yixian! Do you have me in your heart?
Xuanji Witch: Brother Su, I wonder who is more beautiful between me and Li'er?
Red Lotus Empress: Meow meow meow?
[Immortal King at the beginning + always invincible + decisive killing + cool article]
Su Xuan transferred to the fantasy world, struggled for many years, and finally became the leader of the clan.
Unexpectedly, however, he suffered a genocide not long after.
At the moment of life and death, the most powerful lottery system is bound.
At the beginning, you will draw the Immortal King promotion card. You can become the Immortal King with one click. You will be invincible and crush all enemies.
But this is just the beginning.
Full level understanding! The Supreme Immortal Sutra! Absolute Immortal Weapon! Countless fetishes! Everything you need!
that’s all.
Su Xuan led his family to soar and crush all the way to the top of the world, invincible in Myriad Worlds!
Zhou Hao accidentally traveled to the world of Diamond Ace.
From then on, high school baseball welcomed an unprecedented ruler!
Cheng Gongming: I have never seen a pitcher like Zhou Sang.
His pitching is disgusting!
Tetsuya Yushinari: Zhou is the best hitter I have ever seen...
Kazuya Miyuki: Partnering with Zhou-san is the happiest thing in my life.
Director Kataoka: I admit that I don’t like Zhou.
In the history of Qingdao, I have never seen such a lazy player.
Of course, there are exceptions during competitions.
After traveling to Blue Star, Gu Chen became a trainee lawyer.
I just opened a law firm and I received a case, [Subway Slander and Secret Photography Case]. Two girls slandered others and refused to admit their mistakes. They also wrote short essays to cyberbully others.
Defendant’s lawyer: The little fairy is right!
Gu Chen: The little fairy spread rumors, slandered, and cyberbullied others, causing serious consequences. I demand that she be sentenced to seven years in prison!
The defendant’s lawyer: Fairy Yu Yu has mental problems and is not guilty!
Gu Chen: The depression is fake, the evidence is forged, and he demands the revocation of the other party’s lawyer’s professional qualification certificate and a ten-year prison sentence!
Presiding Judge: I find the defendant not guilty! I also order the plaintiff to pay 180,000 yuan in compensation for emotional distress.
Gu Chen: The presiding judge has committed partiality and perverted the law. I demand that the presiding judge be sentenced to life imprisonment!
After a trial, the defendant, the lawyer who was framed, and the presiding judge were all arrested.
The onlookers who were watching the show: ???
[No, I'm just here to watch the show. Why do I feel like I'm about to go in?]
[This lawyer is so awesome! Awesome! ! ]
【Is this the outlaw? 】
Gu Chen took on one case after another and gradually became a gold medal lawyer.
One day, Gu Chen stood in court!
"We demand the unconditional return of lost cultural relics! We also demand an apology and 200 billion yuan in compensation!"
[Entertainment Circle + Bad Play + Funny Memes + Plagiarism + Warm Daily Life]
Lin Ming traveled to the Blue Star world and became a top star in just two and a half years by being a plagiarist.
However, Lin Ming did not feel any happiness during this process.
Because every day he is either on variety shows or participating in programs, he has no private space at all.
Lin Ming was fed up with this kind of life, so he decided to give up.
"Lin Ming, I signed you up for a variety show called Running Man."
"Not interested, not going!"
"Lin Ming, I signed you up for a singing competition."
"Not interested, not going!"
"So what do you want to do?"
“I just want to play badly!”
From then on, Lin Ming went further and further down the path of giving up.
He rejected all announcements and activities, just wanting to experience life well.
"Brother Ming, do you want to have barbecue and drink beer?"
"Report your location, I'll be there soon!"
"Brother Ming, the Wanli Reservoir has just been dug, and the bait is good."
"Shit, wait for me, I'll be there soon with my fishing rod!"
"Brother Ming, do you want to go on a road trip to Tibet?"
"I've sent you the location, come pick me up!"
"Brother Ming, I'm getting married, come quickly!"
"Hahaha, I like it. Wait for me, I'll use my Maiba crane as your front car!"
…
Lin Ming originally wanted to give up, but for some reason, his fame grew.
Agent and entertainment company: Damn, didn’t we agree to give up? How did you become a top star?
Lin Shaowen got drunk at a class reunion, and after waking up from a nap, he inexplicably came to the world of Love in Courtyard, and became Lin Shaowen, an outstanding graduate of Beijing University of Chinese Medicine.
He has just graduated from college and now faces a choice: to go to Union Hospital to be a formal doctor with a bright future, or to go to a steel mill to be an unknown factory doctor.
Lin Shaowen chose the factory doctor without hesitation.
There is no way. Letting a social animal work as a doctor in a hospital is like killing someone. What's more, the staff of Union Hospital are all big names. They can tell his medical level at a glance.
But after he made his choice, a "ding" sound went off in his mind.
The "Fishing in All Heavens" system is enabled, and you can fish in all things in the heavens.
Lin Shaowen almost vomited blood. If this damn fishing system had come a minute earlier, his life would have been different.
I have practiced with my master for 10,000 years, and although I am not old or dead, I have not cultivated either. The master disliked him and eventually swept him away. At first, he was still a little sad and sad, but later, he wanted to open it and traveled around with his pet. What should I do if I don't have the strength to protect myself? Him: "By wisdom!" ” How can you not have a family background? Him: "Go and seek!" ” Once he returned to the place where he was born, he accidentally got a congenital fetal bead, and his cultivation increased dramatically. Only then did he know that the cultivation talent had fallen into his mother's womb! Goodbye Master, he bowed his hands with invincible qualifications...
[System + Multiple Women + Daily Life]
The childhood sweetheart, the considerate and caring sister next door, the problem girl in the library, the cold-outside-but-warm-in-heart tsundere princess...
As his wings grow more and more, in order to avoid the fate of the hatchet, Baiyun Qingye plans to become the Hokage first and rectify the atmosphere of Konoha.
In 2011, the battle between Messi and Ronaldo was in full swing, and both of them hoped to become the top active superstar in the World Cup. However, Sun Ke's time travel changed the pattern of world football. The Great British Star System gave full-level burst shots and full-level predictions at the beginning. A super Sun Ke appeared! He made the dream of British football in the Olympics come true. He is the king of London and he made the England team a super strong team. Bernabeu needs him, Camp Nou calls him, Wenger spends a lot of money on him, and Ferguson gives everything for him! He is a real Great British Star! Later people found that Sun Ke put an end to the era of Messi and Ronaldo.