Unfortunately, the older diaosi, who was struck by lightning, woke up and found that it was the end of the world. With the help of an unreliable system, relying on his own wisdom, he found a reliable partner, looking for his own way of survival.

You have your indescribable things, and I have my own jokes.

In the steam civilization surrounded by various ancient gods and other gods, ordinary people will be twisted and crazy as soon as they come into contact with those ancient knowledge.

Liu Yonglu, a young crosstalk actor from Tianjin, came through. In front of the old gods of his clan, he was calm and composed, and he picked up the clappers at hand and muttered something.

"The bamboo clappers are hitting like this, let's not talk about anything else, let's talk about how much Cthulhu is doing."

"What is a deep diver? Which one is Migo? From the abyss, how terrifying, you listen to his nonsense!"

"Yellow King Hastur, there are quite a lot of believers, growing claws and tentacles, are you going to block me at the door?"

"If you let him in, I really won't hide, just go ahead with the summoning ceremony, we won't indulge him!"

You want me to lose SAN? Practice for a few hundred million years.

There are a lot of crosstalk jokes, welcome to comment.

Zhao Mingcheng, an ordinary college student, died on his first day of school, but turned out to be a blessing in disguise and became a Kamen Rider.

What? Save the other world?

Although I don't want to, but power comes at a price...

So, let’s go!

[Foreword - This is a supernatural fanfic with the theme of Gensokyo]

This is about the special daily life of a certain boy——

One-third of a person's life is spent in sleep, so a boy can spend his youth in his dreams as a matter of course, provided that his childhood sweetheart girl can work well!

"So hurry up and slay the monsters for me, you lazy miko!"

"Cure the monsters? Me? Why? There's no money!"

[I hope everyone will support~ This work has been completed, and my integrity is guaranteed! 】

Three secretaries resigned in half a year, and Lin Yue, the fourth one, made He Yuan extremely satisfied. It

was just that this secretary went on blind dates all the time, which left He Yuan with the impression that she was eager to get married.

But...

Secretary Lin seemed to have bad luck, and she either met a mama's boy or a weirdo.

Then... Secretary Lin cried.

She went on blind dates seven times in half a year, and cried seven times.

He Yuan couldn't bear it anymore and helped her wipe her tears, "How about you marry me?"

Secretary Lin was so scared that she ran away.

She didn't expect that her boss with a prominent family background would have such thoughts?

Lin Yue loves money so she works hard to make money, but she has no interest in marrying into a wealthy family.

He Yuan was unwilling to give up, so he stopped her and said, "You really don't consider it?"

Lin Yue hesitated, "I want to be able to live."

He Yuan: "Why? I don't look like I can live with you?"

Lin Yue couldn't resist his seemingly careless but actually long-lasting pursuit, and just as she

nodded, she was taken to the Civil Affairs Bureau by He Yuan. After marriage, He Yuan's lion nature was exposed, he was territorial, possessive and easily jealous.

Lin Yue was mad: "He Yuan, I want to divorce you!"

He Yuan held her back, "Don't even think about it in this life, my secretary**."

Yu Heng travels through different apocalyptic worlds and completes various survival tasks. Staying alive is his biggest goal.

[Announcement]:

1. A small person's apocalyptic survival history. The golden finger is as reasonable as possible, and there is no salvation.

2. Everything in the article is fictional and has nothing to do with reality.

3. The main plot is a slow-burning long article, with a small part of daily life.

4. Romance, romance, romance, with a female lead, but few roles.

5. No list-rigging.

6. Anti-theft settings are adopted, and normal reading is allowed when the subscription rate is reached.

Reborn in 1997, starting from writing, he became a dominant figure in the literary world and watched the ebb and flow with a smile.

Use directors to interpret life, make dramatic changes in the entertainment industry, and witness the changes in the world.

A traumatized man's journey of redemption.

A glorious period of China's rise.

He left his mark in the times.

Volumes 1-7, "Mountain God", "Haunted House", "Prophecy", "Doom-ridden", "Evil Eye", "Fate", and "Book of Heaven" have been completed.

This book is finished and can be read with confidence. Welcome to taste it.

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There are endless secrets hidden in the vast universe.

Those things that cannot be understood by existing science, but do happen on the earth and affect the human world, are called supernatural events.

Division 13 of the Planetary Security Bureau is responsible for investigating and dealing with all supernatural events in the world.

The first volume of "Mountain God" has been completed: When he woke up, someone told Lu Ming that he was dead. He even witnessed the cremation record of his body. As a last resort, Lu Ming embarked on a journey to pursue the truth.

The second volume of "The Haunted House" has come to an end: Rumor has it that people were frightened to death one after another in the Marina Mansion because there were evil spirits hiding there. But Lu Ming didn't believe it.

The third volume of "Prophecy" has ended: Flight EU7655 crashed. Lu Ming discovered that someone had predicted this incident half a month in advance...

The fourth volume of "Bad Luck" has been completed: Having been unlucky for 21 consecutive years, are there really such unlucky people in this world?

The fifth volume of "The Magic Eye" has been completed: According to legend, once mortals look directly at gods, they will fall into madness...

The sixth volume of "Destiny" is serialized: Is human fate destined by God?

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This book is science fiction, not supernatural! There are no monsters, nor are people pretending to be gods. All events have scientific explanations that are logically consistent and consistent with scientific theories.

On May 20th, Qiao Ruoxing posted an update on the social platform: Single, available. PS: Those with physical health will be given priority. The accompanying picture is a divorce certificate. This operation was just like when she married into the Gu family without any warning and once again wiped out her circle of friends. After the breakup, Nei Han found her ex-husband infertile. Did she think her life was too long? Who is Gu Jingyan? A ruthless boss who can sue the media for spreading rumors to bankruptcy, would he connive at his ex-wife who left the house and left the house? How would he express himself in this way? Twenty minutes later, everyone was shocked again. Under Qiao Ruoxing’s update, a newly registered account commented, “Remove me from the blacklist!”