In the Holy Grail War, who holds the artifact and beats everything?
Gilgamesh! It’s yellow hair! It’s yellow hair!
In the face of catastrophe, who can stand up and save the world?
Kurosaki Ichigo! Uzumaki Naruto! It’s yellow hair! It’s yellow hair! It’s yellow hair!
In front of the heroine, who can counterattack, the bull-headed protagonist?
It’s yellow hair! It’s yellow hair!
Who is Huangmao?
I am Huangmao!
Yo, Hi! I’m Frank, I made a deal with a demon to pay me some money for receiving a guest for a few days every week.
I had no idea about what I have done.
On May 1st, Conan ‘the God of Death’ came to my house. I was forced to let him in and we get involved in a criminal case.
On May 8th, Bruce Wayne ‘Batman’ came to me. I was forced to follow him to fight crime.
On May 16th, Hannibal Lecter, The Silence of the Lambs, came to my home. I can only say that I really can’t stand my guests.
Jiang Ning, who was in the boudoir, was pregnant and entered the second room of Jiang’s family with a lame leg, just as he met the emperor to choose a concubine for King Yu.
The noble ladies of the noble family participated in the selection of the concubine with all their strength, but the flower fell on the head of Jiang Ning, who was watching the fun.
Jiang Ning: “???”
She didn’t dare to let King Yu be the receiver, she tried her best to tell others that she was pregnant, but the whole world didn’t believe it.
She vomited, and they laughed at her pretending to be sick.
She was sleepy, and they laughed at her for pretending to be weak.
She had a big belly, and they laughed at her for eating too much.
Jiang Ning wanted the doctor’s proof, but all the eighteen doctors he found were of the same caliber: You just ate too much!
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King Yu, a handsome and handsome young man, raised his eyes to look at the blue sky, as bright as a jade tree in front of the wind.
This is the description of the fifth emperor of the emperor’s family by the people of Chang’an City.
But the real King Yu is ruthless and cruel, and only takes advantage of women.
He knew that the second lady of the Jiang family was Bai Yueguang of the emperor’s father, and that the daughter the Jiang family had just found looked exactly the same as the second lady of the Jiang family when she was young.
So, even though the girl was lame, he still threw the embroidery in his hand into her arms.
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After marriage, he knew that he was a successor, but for the sake of the throne, even if he hated her extremely, he still pretended to spoil her until…
God opened the Battle Royales game, randomly selected people will be sent to the battlefield to meet the killers from the heavens: Orcs, Vampires, Alien Invaders, Ultron Robots …
Or killed.
Or survive and get abilities, weapons, blood, and black technology from the heavens.
The hangover drowsy Ye Xing, woke up and found himself in a strange place, eh? There was a knife in the ground. He just picked it up and turned around, and only heard a whistle. A stealthy guy bumped into his knife-a grunt wearing a ring?
Congratulations, you got the legendary item, Lord of the Rings.
Ye Tzu: “???”
…
In simple terms, this is a story of an old insidious man who has been invisible to participate in the Battle of the Heavens …
Inheriting three thousand years of heritage, the grassroots become gods.
The ordinary little restaurant owner has turned into a super chef, and he is still an artist. He is omnipotent in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. What is even more incredible is that he is also an appraiser and a large collector. He has everything from Chinese and foreign antiques, almost all. Can open a museum.
If you think that he only has these skills, then you are wrong. He will also draw a fortune-telling to see Feng Shui, so he will ask if you accept it?
Someone asked him how he knew so much? He just smiled and will never tell you that apart from property, knowledge and culture can also be inherited.
Tired of the urban feasting life.
Su Yu quit his job and returned to the countryside.
Bind the country live broadcast system.
Live the leisurely life in the country every day.
Plant flowers, walk dogs, and raise a big white snake.
Happy life.
But gradually, the audience in the live broadcast room realized that the anchor was unusual.
Fight the tiger with your bare hands.
Pull down the lightning and strike the wood.
Even the live broadcast turned over a bunch of robbers with a fire show.
The audience in the live broadcast room: “Anchor, to be honest, are you cultivating immortals behind our back?”
Su Yu: “How is it possible? How can the illusory things like Xiuxian really exist? Everyone must believe in science!”
Audience: “Then please explain, what happened to your rhubarb and Xiaobai?”
Su Yu looked back and found that the big yellow dog raised at home didn’t know when he had learned the art of flying into the sky, and he was riding the clouds in the yard.
As for the white snake, it has already begun to lose its skin and grow its dragon horns and limbs.
Su Yu: “Ah, trust me, I can definitely explain it with scientific methods!”
Audience: “Don’t explain, let’s take a look at the thunderclouds above your head. Du Jie simply said Du Jie, what kind of leather said it is a thunderstorm? The lightning of your thunderstorm is golden?”
Su Yu was embarrassed, but you didn’t expect it to be discovered by you.
Now that it was seen through, Su Yu didn’t pretend either.
Yes, I am a cultivator and I have a showdown!
Then, Su Yu, in front of the people all over the world, broke the thunder and ascended in daylight!
She suffered under the trap set by her father and step-sister. She was sent as a present to an old and ugly man. Unexpectedly she had given birth to a pair of Dragon and Phoenix with the “Three Highs” – outstanding looks, high IQ, and high EQ! She was afraid that her Children would be snatched away by that old man. She changed her name to hide in Tibet, but the pair of Meng Bao* brought back an aristocratic Man. She looks at the man in front of her, who looks like her son. Ye Xinbai still hadn’t spoken when the man grabbed her waist…
*Meng Bao : Cute Treasure
Her step-sister just died three months ago. Now, she insists on marrying Chu Lui, who is supposed to be her future brother-in-law, the mind behind the Chu Enterprise. The world is sure that she, the new bride-to-be, had caused her step-sister’s death in order to seduce him.
Even her own mother says to her cruelly, “Don’t call me ‘Mom’. I don’t have a daughter as vicious as you.”
In her previous life, she had given everything for him and helped him step by step to become a great minister, but she was not as good as her good sister who slept with him.
When the gentle and loving husband took her life, she realized that the love she thought was as deep as the sea was a joke.
To the end with hatred, Lu Xiang cursed angrily, wanting to let the person who wronged her and harmed her have a terrible death…
Opening her eyes again, she returned to the year she was fourteen years old. She had the same life, but she returned with hatred in her heart.
…
The night was dark and the wind was high, Lu Xiang picked up Chu Jinyan who was hunted down and seriously injured, his eyes sparkled.
“Hey, golden thighs!”
So without further ado, he dragged the person into his room to hide.
“As the saying goes, life-saving grace should be promised with your body… Ah, no, I will repay you with the spring, I saved your life today, and you have to promise me three requests in the future.”
Chu Jinyan: “???”
He doesn’t really want to be rescued…
Later, Chu Jinyan patted his thigh and hooked his fingers: “My concubine, come, I’ll give you my lonely thigh.”
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She: insidious, deceitful!
Him: despicable, shameless!
Passerby A: So they are a match made in heaven?
Passer-by: Bah, that’s called working in collusion!
Holy Lord, possesses the ability of zodiac signs, dragon charm, can spray high-temperature flames, pig charm, emits laser light from both eyes, horse charm, heals all injuries, dog charm, immortality, rabbit charm, possesses light like or even surpasses light speed, chicken charm, suspended in the air, monkey charm, transform into any form, snake charm, transparency, sheep charm, soul out of body and even control soul, tiger charm, adjust yin and yang, rat charm, grant the ability to move still objects , the cow charm, has infinite power (some abilities are fabricated by me), this article is about the protagonist who has the Holy Lord system, travels through many anime worlds, and promotes his majesty… [Diga (in progress) Hokage (unfinished) Open) Pirate (unopened) Attack on Titan (unopened) Tokyo? Brother Zheng ㄎ Chun? Kai) Conan (unopened)…〕