During the Zhenguan period of the Tang Dynasty, Jiang Liuer, who was only twelve years old, found himself joining a "Journey to the West Group". The group is full of "demons and monsters" and "ghosts and monsters". [Yellow-browed Patriarch]: "Oh, Golden Cicada, I will definitely win this time." [Muscular Tang Sanzang]: "The journey to the west is an invincible road. More bones mean more roads. I will capture the White Bone Demon and let her help me practice, temper my flesh and blood, to prove the Buddha's path of cruelty." [The Monkey King, Sun Wukong]: "What's the point of giving birth to me if I can't laugh? What's the point of destroying me if I'm still arrogant." [The Messenger of the Altar]: "Hey, the younger generation of the 21st century is really having fun!" [Ding! "Jiang Liuer" has joined the Journey to the West group! 】［Yellow Eyebrow Patriarch］: "Another Golden Cicada?"... Many years later, Guanyin Bodhisattva: "Buddha, something bad has happened! Golden Cicada has gone crazy and wants to build a new Leiyin Temple...
You have your indescribable things, and I have my own jokes.
In the steam civilization surrounded by various ancient gods and other gods, ordinary people will be twisted and crazy as soon as they come into contact with those ancient knowledge.
Liu Yonglu, a young crosstalk actor from Tianjin, came through. In front of the old gods of his clan, he was calm and composed, and he picked up the clappers at hand and muttered something.
"The bamboo clappers are hitting like this, let's not talk about anything else, let's talk about how much Cthulhu is doing."
"What is a deep diver? Which one is Migo? From the abyss, how terrifying, you listen to his nonsense!"
"Yellow King Hastur, there are quite a lot of believers, growing claws and tentacles, are you going to block me at the door?"
"If you let him in, I really won't hide, just go ahead with the summoning ceremony, we won't indulge him!"
You want me to lose SAN? Practice for a few hundred million years.
There are a lot of crosstalk jokes, welcome to comment.
This book tells the story of Chen Feng, a senior mechanic, who grew from an intern who entered the factory to an elite in the industry. Chen Feng started his career in the auto parts factory, in the face of the high scrap rate of processed parts and other difficulties, he did not give up, through hard work to make a breakthrough. After gaining experience, he continues to improve his skills and inherits his skills as an apprentice mentor. When the factory is facing a new technology shock and a decline in orders, he stepped forward to master the new equipment operation technology and led the factory to a new development. After becoming a senior mechanic, he participated in important product research and development and international cooperation projects, won the honor of ingenuity and superb technology for the factory, and demonstrated the tenacity, wisdom and responsibility of senior technicians in the pursuit of technological innovation, inheritance skills and response to industry challenges.
Ming founding,
Wudang Mountain was canonized by the imperial court as the leader of Taoism in the Ming Dynasty!
Wudang Mountain has been enshrined by the imperial court for generations!
Song Tianshi of Daming Taoism.
Taoist No. 1!
He will always be in charge of Taoist affairs in the world, be given silver seals, rank will be regarded as the second rank, and a staff assistant will be set up, which will be called Zanjiao and Zhangshu, which will be the system.
Heavenly masters come and go by stagecoach boats!
Qingshu:
"Master, why can't you walk when you are less than 200 years old?"
Think about when I was 100 years old, I still married 108 rooms!!!
. . . . . .
Traveling through the world of Yitian, he became Song Qingshu, the son of Song Yuanqiao.
Awakening the “ multi-child multi-blessing system, as long as you marry a wife and have children, you can become stronger ”.
At the beginning, Zhang Laodao went to Emei to propose marriage for him
On the wedding day, get Zhou Zhiruo done.
Since then, he has embarked on the road of becoming the first master in the alternative world.
【Marry a Wife 】: Reward the Eight Star Kung Fu and the Dragon Elephant Prajna Kung Fu
【Give birth to a child 】: Reward seven-star moves, Taiyin Jue...
[Tomb robbing + suspense + treasure appraisal]
From south to north, the underworld, all kinds of people, over the years from youth to middle age, my drinking capacity has improved, and the years have passed.
I have come into contact with many strange people and things.
If you are interested, you may as well move in and listen to my experiences in the underworld.
The first genius of the ancestral world was killed for obtaining the supreme treasure, and was reborn as an incompetent playboy in the lower world.
Can't practice martial arts?
A waste of marriage?
Even more abandoned by the family... Let's see him open the treasure, practice the heaven-reaching skills, the heaven-defying martial spirit, walk the world-beating sword path, swallow the sky and the earth, suppress the heroes, kill the gods and demons, and step on the geniuses...
"The Rookie Mage's Journey Against Heaven"
The young man Chen Xuan awakened his magic talent by chance, but his magic was always full of problems in the initial stage, and he was called a "rookie mage" by his peers.
However, a mysterious ruins expedition changed his fate.
In the ruins, he got an ancient magic secret book and a magical wand.
From then on, Chen Xuan embarked on an adventure.
Along the way, he continued to practice and upgrade, and his magic became more and more powerful.
Faced with powerful monsters and evil magicians, he always came up with some strange but amazing ways to deal with them, and also made friends with elves, dwarves, orcs and other fantasy races.
The young Qin Xin had his martial bones taken away by his fellow tribesmen, but he unexpectedly obtained the Soul Devouring Stone and obtained the Supreme Divine Art, embarking on the road of revenge.
Since then, the secrets hidden in his body have been revealed bit by bit...
Chen Yu traveled to the world of immortal cultivation, but he was a mortal without spiritual roots and a tenant farmer of extremely low status.
By chance, he obtained a magical bead, which formed a space world in his sea of consciousness, where crops, spiritual medicines and other plants can be planted, and magical water that can bring enlightenment can be produced.
In order to avoid being bullied and exploited by the landlord, he decided to cultivate immortality, and from then on, he embarked on a path of no return.
With his mortal body, he fought wits and courage with the immortal cultivators, fought for natural materials and treasures, and finally obtained miscellaneous spiritual roots, officially embarking on the immortal road.
Based on the principle of caution, he detoured between various immortal cultivation forces until the day of transcending the catastrophe and ascending to heaven.
After traveling to the world of Star Dome Railway, the unique waste system of Cat Guest is unlocked. The more good deeds you do, the corresponding moral points you can get, and different abilities and skills can be extracted.
Bai Jun, who died suddenly at work in his previous life, thought he could live a peaceful life as he wished, but found that this system was not as simple as he imagined.
"Beautiful boy, Holy Judge of Heavenly Fire, Grace of the Sun, Reversal of the Art "He", Lightning of Platon Sanx..."
Oh, what did I do, is this still the system of Cat Guest?
Looking at the hidden Lu system of top students in front of him, Bai Jun felt that the ideal peaceful and beautiful life was gradually drifting away from him.
No, as a qualified social animal, as long as you learn to actively avoid all kinds of troubles and don't attack cute girls, maybe you can still keep a peaceful life.
However, as time went on, he suddenly found that there seemed to be a little more girls who took the initiative to approach him?
"No, why am I the one being attacked?"
ps: I am not good at introduction, please move to the main text