He is the heir of Di Hao Group; decisive, cold-blooded yet dotes on his wife a little too much.
“Husband, I think I want to rear a pet. What do you think we should rear?”
“Rear you.”
“Husband, I want to change bed sheets. Which material do you think is the most comfortable to sleep on?”
“You.”
“………”
Zhuang Nai Nai: Can’t he speak properly for once?
One day, somebody asked the man, “Why are you always the first one to bow your head every time you two fight?”
Si Zheng Ting: “I am 185 cm, she is 165 cm. Of course I have to bow down to speak to her.”
To put it short, this is a story about a black-belly president, his wife and their effort to conceive children after marriage.
Introduction. What's the introduction? There is no introduction to this book. A novel that the author doesn't even know what to write.
What did the young man Lan Guanghong who lost his memory see during his infinite journey?
In the world of Revice, he kindly taught the younger generation of the Igarashi family.
In the world of Zero One, he dismantled the evil Feidian and Zaya.
Competed with the movie emperor Qia on the same stage, solved puzzles with a half-baked tough guy, and raced on the highway with an old driver.
Boarded the time-traveling... Wait, the four idiots of the train, don't come over!
37 years old, laid off.
I can only write small programs at home to earn living expenses.
I can’t even afford cat food.
Late one night, I suddenly received a message from my ex-wife:
"I'm dying."
I was shocked: "What's going on? Where are you?"
Her reply made me even more shocked:
"I'm in Chang'an of the Tang Dynasty, come quickly."
Datang Changan is a high-end theme park opened by the wealthy Zheng Qianji.
It is a one-to-one replica of Chang'an City during the prosperous Tang Dynasty.
A large number of robot NPCs are also used.
As long as you have money, you can act as a swordsman and assassinate the emperor.
You can also go wild in Pingkangfang.
Why is the ex-wife going?
What dangers did you encounter again?
But then, no matter what message I sent, she didn't reply.
I booked a ticket and boarded the plane, and then came to Chang'an, Tang Dynasty.
All the tourists around me were in high spirits.
I was the only one preoccupied.
Fear follows.
Wearing AR glasses, you can see your ex-wife.
She blamed me for why I didn’t go to the “ghost market” to find her?
You can ask everyone——
There was no "ghost market" in Chang'an of the Tang Dynasty.
Others were watching Tang Minghuang and Yang Guifei in Xingqing Palace Square.
But I was dragged out of the city gate by a mechanical hound.
A robot warrior nearly buried me alive.
I saw with my own eyes that the boss who laid me off was killed by a robot.
In the blink of an eye, he was alive again in another place.
Everyone in Chang'an of the Tang Dynasty was drunk and dreaming.
It's just me, struggling to survive.
When I finally found my ex-wife, the crisis completely broke out:
The robot blocked all exits for communication with the outside world in Chang'an of the Tang Dynasty.
Raising the butcher knife towards human tourists...
Mortals with poor bones can reshape their spiritual roots by implanting artificial meridians.
Believers with unstable Buddhist hearts can upload their consciousness to enter the Buddha Kingdom to practice hard.
Ordinary people with dull aptitude can also install the Six Arts Chip to become a Confucian overnight.
The three religions lead the oligarchy, and the nine schools are also unwilling to be outdone.
The martial arts are eager to become gods with flesh and blood, the farmers are in charge of biotechnology, and the military is pursuing the evolution of mechanical bodies...
When the new Donglin Party controls the court, the strategists and legalists are ready to overturn the table.
The Yin-Yang family hides in the corner and tries to communicate with the unknown, making the yellow millet dream a reality.
The royal family is declining, and the strength of individuals is the cornerstone of the entire imperial order.
Below the sequence, everyone is a pariah.
All the dreams of technology are just auxiliary to the promotion of human beings.
When the wind rises in Chengdu Prefecture, the southwest border of the empire, Li Jun breaks into this bizarre world with the body of a muddy brother, vowing to overthrow all the enemies in front of him!
In the blink of an eye, the teachers and students of the entire academy accidentally traveled to a primitive wilderness full of dangers.
Han Ning, a college student, relies on his ability to help soul beasts add some panels to kill everyone in a dangerous alien world. He rises step by step and creates his own beast-controlling civilization belonging to the Blue Star people together with other partners.
Taoist Priest Four Eyes: "Disciple, my master has taught you all the ways to drive away corpses!"
Qi Shuming: "Xu Junming, I, Shushan, are at odds with you!"
Sun Wukong: "..."
"Uncle Zombie", "Liao Zhai", "Swordsman of Shushan", "Journey to the West", "Feng Shen Bang", Xu Junming, who missed "Uncle Nine" and did not get the protagonist template, is wandering in the world!
"Chronicles of the Pure Land" records:
In the year 534 of the Holy Calendar, Lu Buer, who was terminally ill, did not hesitate to violate dogmatic taboos, secretly tampered with the power of taboos, studied the life structure of White Walkers, and created the heretical ability to devour White Walkers through his own illness. This behavior gave up the life of a human being. His dignity can be punished by everyone!
In the year 535 of the Holy Calendar, the world suffered a tragedy, and the devil was crowned king.
In the year 536 of the Holy Calendar, tragic news, the rebellious king Lu Buer is approaching the city of God!
In the year 537 of the Holy Calendar, we welcome the great fourth-generation holy monarch to his loyal city of God!
【Fate fanfiction, Charlemagne as male lead, includes original characters and settings—if that’s not your thing, please avoid reading】
The author is extremely amateur, the plot isn’t particularly tight, and the romance is kind of awkward.
If this causes you a bad reading experience, I can only apologize—
I’m truly sorry! bows repeatedly
———Now for the serious synopsis————
As an ordinary person, Fujika Tsukizuki suddenly found a Command Seal appearing on the back of her hand, marking her as a Master chosen by the Holy Grail.
With a “might as well try” attitude, she half-casually and half-seriously aimed to summon her all-time favorite Servant—
and somehow, she actually succeeded.
“Wait… could I actually be a genius at magecraft?”
“But hold on… who in the world summons a Servant using merchandise?!”
The rescue was corrupted, and Chen Hao yelled up to the sky: If I take pleasure in helping others, let thunder strike him to death.
Dingdong: Help the ghost to start the system.
…
People have troubles, ghosts have obsessions, troubles are solvable, and obsessions are hard to eliminate.
Walk the world, balance yin and yang, circulate the laws of heaven, and retribute unhappy.