I once joined heroes from another world to battle on the stage of eternal night. I once watched the starlight of a fallen magical girl streak across the night sky. I once traveled through the Victorian era of steam-powered wonders and danced with the Queen. I once attended the Jixia Academy, observing the debates of a hundred schools of thought and offering sacrifices to the world on behalf of the sage. I once traversed the five continents and four oceans, maneuvering and leading heroic spirits to fight against the six paths of reincarnation. But now... looking at the sage sister with a dagger hidden in her smile, the magical girl with an axe on her back, the heroic swordsman sharpening her blade, and the sneer of Her Majesty... I feel... I won't live much longer. So I leave behind this collection of survival rules for future generations to remember. Survival Rule One: If you can't die, then die! Survival Rule Two: Never mess with yanderes... This is the story of a savior, struggling to survive and occasionally saving the world in various strange singularities and an overworld filled with heroic spirits, ship girls, apostles, Pandorans, and other alien creatures.
There are only a few people in the world who seek immortality for a long time.
Young people do not seek to step through the rivers and lakes, martial arts, and immortal disputes, step by step to achieve their own legend.
You might not believe it. As long as the heroine I portrays, one day she will come to the real world from the novel. ——Li Shushan
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That year, Lu Xun slew demons and monsters, not knowing what a worthy opponent was.
That day, Lu Xun held his head in his hands, getting beaten by a great demoness to the point where he didn’t know how to fight back, and was even forced to marry a little demoness.
"A real man living between heaven and earth, how can he stay subdued by demons for long!"
After a passionate speech, Lu Xun successfully became a live-in son-in-law.
The little demoness is a golden snake who has cultivated for 400 years, cold as ice, proud and domineering.
The great demoness is a white snake who has cultivated for over a thousand years, mature and enchanting, stunningly beautiful.
The little demon girl is a fox who has cultivated for 200 years, mischievous and lively, cute and energetic.
"Wait!"
"Something's off about these demonesses!"
However, Lu Xun gradually discovered that it wasn’t just these demonesses that were off, but the outside world was even more off!
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[Daily Life][Light Comedy][Humorous and Witty][Emotionally Delicate]
[Novels are only for fun, don't take it too far]
A harem is just a dream, a beautiful dream that only exists in the virtual world.
But this dream is also banned in this world.
Even novels no longer have harem-oriented works...
"Stop, stop, harem-oriented works!"
"Harem? Has the author never seen a woman in real life?"
"...If you write about harem, I will report you in a minute!"
Harem party is hated by everyone everywhere.
"Harem party is not worthy of reading books, right?"
The more I think about it, the angrier I get.
No...
I absolutely cannot just give in and admit defeat, I absolutely cannot lose to such an unreasonable world!
After playing minor roles for years, the kind-hearted Teacher He took pity on me and gave me a chance to audition for Chinese Paladin. From then on, I took the entertainment industry by storm and won over the goddess-like actresses.
In Back to Field, I was the guy the director both loved and hated.
In Go Fighting!, I rubbed Erhuang’s face into the ground.
Movies came easily to me, and my new songs dominated the charts.
Watch as the protagonist, Han Min, begins an entertainment era of his own~~
Ke Mingye accidentally gained the ability to read identities, and soon discovered that the composition of his family members was extremely complex. The seemingly ordinary family members actually had their own secret identities:
-"Superhero", "Magic Girl", "Ninja", "Alien", "Vampire", "Abnormal Control Bureau Employee", "Young Dragon", "God-like"...
Day and night, every family member tried every means to keep their secret identity, so they lived every day in an extremely mysterious way, trying to behave like an ordinary person in front of anyone.
But the identities they tried their best to hide were just a string of data on the player panel in Ke Mingye's eyes.
Just when Ke Mingye was lamenting that there was not even a normal person in his family, he received a main task from the game system...
-"Exterminate superhumans".
"Exterminate... Exterminate superhumans?"
Sitting at the dining table, Ke Mingye was stunned for a long time, holding chopsticks in his mouth, turning his head to look around the room full of superhumans, thinking that this was really a fucking filial piety.
Starting from the rumors of martial arts.
Young Bao Qingtian, young Zhang Sanfeng, Number One in the World, Fengyun, Snowflake Goddess Dragon, Lotus Lantern, Heaven and Earth Fight for Hegemony Monkey King, Journey to the West: Journey to the West...
Jiang Yi travels through one TV series world after another, stepping up to the peak step by step, and achieving eternity.
Your head is fine, it's mine now. ...My name is Lu Xun, and I'm looking for my head.
(No harem, no routine, no invincibility, no system, no brainless, no happy story, those who mind please enter with caution.)
Du Yu, who dies a violent death at the beginning of the story, works for the Legend Management Bureau in order to fight for a better reincarnation position. His job is to return to various deviated legends and bring the plot back on track.
Unexpectedly, as a mortal, Du Yu’s first mission was the super-A-level difficulty “Yi Shooting Nine Suns”.
In this legend, Dayi is just a mortal, and how can Du Yu, a mortal, help another mortal shoot down nine suns...