第一章 师傅，别打脸

Master, don't hit me in the face

Soaking in lava, sleeping in an Ancient Killing Formation;
 Traversing alternative worlds in a heavy armored vehicle;
 Riding a Gundam Sentinel and slaying immortals with Godzilla...
 I got myself a stat system, and from then on, I only beefed up my defense!
 I just can't help it, I'm afraid of pain! The Daluo Golden Immortals of other worlds are all really fierce, and all of them know super ultimate move with infinite power. They have little meetings every day to discuss how to break through my defense.
 I really don't know why they're so obsessed.

在岩浆中泡澡，在上古杀阵中睡觉；开着重型装甲车纵横异界；乘着高达战警和哥斯拉斩仙弑佛……搞了个属性值系统，从此加点只加防御！没办法，怕痛啊！异界的大罗金仙都好凶的，个个都会大威天龙，每天都开小会研究怎么破我的防。咱也不知道他们为啥这么执着……