第01章 我也有今天？！

I have this day too?!

Yang Jian was kicked back to the summer of 2002;
The World Cup hasn't started yet. I originally just wanted to take advantage of the bookmakers. You guys eat the meat and he drinks some soup, isn't that too much?
Unexpectedly, on the day he received the admission letter from Beijing Film Academy, a man named Tong appeared. From then on, he stepped into the turbulent entertainment industry.
Therefore, the stars in the Chinese entertainment industry are reminded: Stop pulling, stop pulling, or you will become bald.
Not long after, European and American stars said: Stop pulling, stop pulling, I’m already bald enough!!
Many years later, stars in the Chinese entertainment industry asked: Did you, Yang, ruin the Chinese entertainment industry?
European and American stars: We have suffered from Yang Jian for a long time.
Yang Jian: You idiots, do you understand the value of cheating?
Stars in the music industry: Why the hell are you not doing your job all day and coming to our music industry to fool around?

杨简被一脚踢回到了2002年的那个夏天；
世界杯还没有开始，原本只想薅点庄家的羊毛，你们吃肉，他喝点汤不过分吧？
没想到接到北电录取通知书那天冒出一个统子，至此，他一脚踏进了这个水深火热的娱乐圈。
于是，华语娱乐圈重星：别薅了别薅了，再薅就要秃咧。
不久之后，欧美众星：别薅了别薅了，已经够秃啦！！
多年之后，华语娱乐圈众星：你是杨毁了华语娱乐圈吗？
欧美众星：苦杨简久矣。
杨简：你们这群瓜皮，懂不懂什么叫挂逼的含金量啊！！
音乐圈众星：你踏马成天不务正业，跑到我们音乐圈鬼混什么？