第 1章 开局就准备跑路

Chapter 1: Prepare to Run Away at the Beginning

I heard that there are many old guys hiding in the ninja world, stirring up trouble behind the scenes!
Do you still want to be the sixth in front of me, Uchiha Lingyue? Expose me!
Behind the Six Paths of Pain is the lame Nagato!
Behind Nagato is the one-eyed Obito!
Behind Obito is the dead Uchiha Madara!
Behind Uchiha Madara is the filial son Black Zetsu!
There is a Six Paths Sage hiding behind Black Zetsu!
Where are you guys putting these dolls!!! Expose them all! Come out and get beaten!
What is the Ten-Tails Weapon Plan? What is the Moon Eye Plan? It's a good plan. Don't plan it next time!!!
More sincerity, less routine!
Let me reveal the truth about the entire ninja world and give everyone a real ninja world!

听说忍界藏着很多老六，在背后搞风搞雨！
在我宇智波凌月面前你还想当老六？通通给我曝光！
佩恩六道的背后是瘸腿长门！
长门的背后是独眼带土！
带土的背后是已经死去的宇智波斑！
宇智波斑的背后是大孝子黑绝！
黑绝的背后还躲着一个六道仙人！
你们搁这套娃呢！！！通通给我曝光！出来挨打！
什么十尾兵器计划？什么月之眼计划？计划的很好，下次不要计划了！！！
多一点真诚，少一点套路！
就让我来揭幕整个忍界的真相，还大家一个真实的忍界！