第1节

Section 1

That day, Penguin Logistics picked up a housekeeper who fell from the sky.

Since the day he was found, we have been living a life of eating well, drinking well and sleeping well every day.

Emiya: What should we cook today?

Shirou Emiya, 17 years old this year, is a magician and also a housekeeper picked up by Penguin Logistics.

Apart from some nightmares sometimes, life is pretty good.

It’s just that he seems to have gained a lot of strange titles recently…

The last conscience of Penguin Logistics

Penguin Logistics Limiter

The most wanted person by the Lungmen Guard

The Red Devil of Lungmen...and other titles that sound itchy.

Emiya: If that's all, then who is Emiya mother???

Penguin Logistics: Mother Emiya, we can't live without you! Don't be blinded by the people of the Lungmen Guard Bureau!

Lungmen Bureau: We also want to eat Mother Emiya's cooking every day! Defeat Penguin Logistics and let Mother Emiya regain his freedom!!!

Emiya: The people here are so strange.

Anyway, this is about Shirou Emiya's daily life after he was hit in the face by the Holy Grail and came to the Terra continent, with the main venue being Arknights.

那一天，企鹅物流捡到了从天而降的…家政夫。自从捡到了对方之后每天吃好喝好睡饱饱的生活。卫宫：今天煮什么好呢？卫宫士郎，今年１７岁，是个魔术使，同时也是企鹅物流捡到的家政夫。除了有时会做一点恶梦以外日子过得还算不错。只是最近他好像多了很多奇怪的称号…企鹅物流的最后良心企鹅物流的限制器近卫局最想挖角的对象龙门的红色恶魔……等等听起来就让人浑身发痒的称号。卫宫：如果只是这样就算了，请问卫宫妈妈是？？？企鹅物流：卫宫妈妈，我们离不开您啊！别被近卫局的人蒙蔽了双眼啊！近卫局：我们也想天天吃卫宫妈妈的料理啊！打倒企鹅物流让卫宫妈妈重获自由！！！卫宫：这里的人好奇怪啊。总之这是关于卫宫士郎被圣杯砸脸来到泰拉大陆的日常生活，主场为明日方舟。部分二创（毕竟方舟你懂的，时常背刺，但还是会尽量贴近原设定）