第1章 误入恋综！

Accidentally into a romance show!

【Meme-filled + Lighthearted Daily Life + Sweet Romance】
Su Ran travels to a parallel world and, after achieving financial freedom, decides to retire!
But right after retiring, his mom tricks him into joining a dating reality show—and his partner is the top diva, Re Ba!
Su Ran is stunned!
He planned to just slack off and live a lazy life, but then the “Mischief System” activates!
Get stronger by causing chaos? And open treasure chests too?
Alright! Challenge accepted!
From then on, everything goes off the rails!

Su Ran: "I, Su Ran, a lost soul of quality education, standing director of the Late Sleeper Association, national champion of backing out at the last minute—I have simple demands: fewer tasks, more money, close to home, high status with light responsibility, bonuses during holidays, monthly salary over ten thousand with full benefits!"

Re Ba: "Congratulations on passing the interview. From now on, let’s have a sweet romance!"

Su Ran: "Romance? Not even dogs do that! As the saying goes, wise people don’t fall in love, no drowning accidents accepted!"

Re Ba: "A million annual salary, with a car and a house!"

Su Ran: "Deal! Absolutely deal! If you don’t want to, I want to!"

Re Ba: "I thought you said wise people don’t fall in love?"

Su Ran: "There’s another saying—meet the right person, start a family; meet a benefactor, build a career; meet a rich woman, start a family and build a career!"

Netizens everywhere: "This is too addictive! The civil affairs bureau has moved over—just get married right here and now!"

【玩梗+轻松日常+甜甜的恋爱】
苏然穿越平行世界，实现财富自由后决定退休！
　　可刚退休就被老妈坑上恋综，对象还是顶流天后热笆！
 苏然人麻了！
本想当咸鱼摆烂，奈何【整活系统】激活！
只要整活就变强？还能开宝箱？ 
行！这活我接了！
于是，画风彻底跑偏！
　　苏然：“我，苏然，素质教育的漏网之鱼，晚睡协会常任理事，国家一级退堂鼓选手，我的要求很简单，事少钱多离家近，位高权重责任轻，逢年过节拿奖金，月薪过万还有五险一金！”
　　热笆：“恭喜你通过面试，从现在开始，我们谈一场甜甜的恋爱吧！”
　　苏然：“恋爱？狗都不谈！俗话说，智者不入爱河，淹死概不负责！”
　　热笆：“百万年薪，配车配房！”
　　苏然：“谈！必须谈！够不谈我谈！”
热笆：“你不是智者不入爱河？”
苏然：“俗话又说，遇良人先成家，遇贵人先立业，遇富婆成家又立业！”
　　全网网友：“太上头了！民政局给你们搬过来了，原地结婚吧！”