Wizard: I am a Goblin

"Dear sirs and ladies, please welcome the Chief Wizard of the Golden Sun Red Earth Empire School of Magic, the founder of the Aether Well arcane doctrine, the master of blood magic, wisdom magic, abyss magic and origin magic, the master of the Seven Towers, the Eternal Lich of the Mourning Guard, the Conqueror of the Ancient Dragons, the Honorary Hill King of the Four Dwarf Kingdoms, the Purple Robe Cardinal of the Obak Church, the Liberator of the Endless Sea, the Forever Friend of the Pearl Alliance Chamber of Commerce, the creator of the underground race slavery prohibition agreement, the Plane Walker, the Honorary President of the Golden Continent Racial Harmony Promotion Association..."

"Alright, that's enough." The little man with pointed ears interrupted the ceremonial officer. "Move a box for me. Gebu can't reach the podium."

"I am very sorry, dear Master Wizard."

All I heard was a commotion behind the podium.

After a moment, a cunning and ferocious green face emerged from the podium.

"Uh... hello everyone, my name is Gebu. I'm a goblin... Hey hey hey! That mercenary brother, put down the crossbow first! Security! Get him out, or I'll cast the instant death spell!"

All I heard was a commotion beneath the podium.

"...As you can see, prejudice in people's hearts is a huge mountain. But what I want to say is, if a goblin can become a wizard, then what mountain can't be climbed?"

There was a moment of silence in the audience...

Then thunderous cheers broke out!