第1章 贾东旭诈尸

Jia Dongxu fakes his death

The screw worker Ran Xiaohu died suddenly on the assembly line, transferring to the dying Jia Dongxu.

In his last moments, he sat up in shock, startling all the beasts in the courtyard.

He started by adopting Xiao Dang and Xiao Huaijia, getting rid of Qin Huairu, Jia Zhangshi, and Bang Geng.

After all these years of hard work serving you, is this how you treat me?

You broken shoe, get out!

Dongxu, do you even not recognize your mom anymore?

Spirit summoner, get out!

Dad, I'm Bang Geng, Dad!

Stealing the child, ruined, get out!

He obtained a Monopoly system, and the poorer the people he knew, the richer Ran Xiaohu became.

What to do with too much money?

Keep a low profile.

Teaching Xiao Dang and Xiao Huaijia martial arts, kicking Jia Zhangshi and punching Little Bang Geng.



螺丝人冉小虎猝死流水线，穿到濒死的贾东旭身上。垂死病中惊坐起，震惊四合院众禽兽。
开局收养小当和小槐花，甩掉秦淮茹、贾张氏、棒梗。
我含辛茹苦服侍你这么多年你就这么对我？
破鞋，滚！
东旭啊，你连妈都不认了吗？
招魂法师，滚！
爸爸，我是棒梗啊爸爸！
偷鸡娃，废了，滚！
获得大富翁系统，认识的人越穷冉小虎越富有。钱太多怎么办，低调低调。
教小当和小槐花格斗术，脚踢贾张氏，拳打小棒梗。
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