第1章 专业对口！

Professional counterpart!

Relationship blogger Lin Du dies of a heart attack, enraged by someone with a ‘love brain.’

After her death, she transmigrates into a cultivation novel filled with sadomasochistic cultivation novel and tragic love, becoming a beautiful and strong yet tragically fated junior sister aunt whose destiny is to sacrifice herself, using her ashes to pave the way for the protagonist’s great love story.

After reading the script, she slowly types out a question mark, “Have all the wild vegetables on this mountain been dug up?”

The system gently advises her: “See those ‘love-brained’ people in your sect? Save them, and you can live.”

Lin Du: “One is willing to hit, the other willing to take it—respect the mockery, lock it in.”

System: “Sweetie, you only have one day left to live.”

Lin Du: “Right up my alley, satisfaction guaranteed.”

Thus, Lin Du accepts her fate and sets out to save the senior brother who was deceived into having his spiritual bone removed and ended up crippled, the second senior sister who was cut open by her Taoist partner to extract blood for the white moonlight while she was pregnant, and the junior sister who was used by the Demon Lord to steal the sect’s treasure and then abandoned, leading her to fall into demonic ways…

But why does this sect have such a strange vibe? The sect leader personally cooks a big goose in an iron pot, and the real immortals are either growing vegetables or digging for treasures…

Lin Du: “Not sure, let’s observe a bit more.”

She initially thought that those who were lost were beyond saving, but after getting to know them, she realized: Her nephews and nieces are so adorable—it’s all the fault of those evil cultivators!

As the story progresses to a crucial point, the entire sect ends up being assimilated by Lin Du.

Senior Brother: “Can’t ascend due to lack of a spiritual bone? If you can’t ascend, you can still go to hell!”

Second Senior Sister: “Dual cultivation? A child? I have a pregnancy pill; you can bear it yourself.”

Junior Sister: “The Demon Lord, the most handsome man in the world? That guy? Not even as good-looking as one of Lin Du’s fingers!”

Warnings: The entire story focuses on the female protagonist’s growth, with minor group scenes. There is a romantic subplot, but it has minimal screen time.

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情感博主林渡被恋爱脑气得心梗而亡，死后穿进虐恋修真文中，成为用骨灰为主角伟大爱情铺路的美强惨小师叔。
看完了剧本，她缓缓打出一个问号，“这宗门山上的野菜都被挖光了吧？” 
系统循循善诱：看到你们宗门那帮恋爱脑了吗？拯救他们，你就能活。
林渡：一个愿打一个愿挨，尊重嘲笑锁死。 
系统：亲亲你的寿命还有一天哦。 
林渡：专业对口，包您满意。 
于是林渡认命拯救起了被骗挖灵骨沦为残废的大师兄，被道侣剖腹取胎救白月光的二师姐，被魔尊利用盗取师门重宝后惨被抛弃堕魔的小师妹…… 
就是这个宗门画风怎么这么不对劲呢？掌门亲自铁锅炖大鹅，真人们不是在种菜就是在挖宝…… 
林渡：不确定，再看看。 
本以为沉沦者愚不可及，可林渡接触了之后才发现，师侄们那么好，都是邪魔外道的错！
剧情渐渐发展到了关键节点，整个宗门都被林渡同化了。 
大师兄：缺灵骨无法飞升？飞升不了你还可以下地狱啊！
二师姐：双修？孩子？我有孕子丹你自己生吧。 
小师妹：小师叔说了路边捡的没有好东西！魔尊？把他锤进土里！
* 大女主修真，微群像，主剧情。
又名《疯批小师叔她五行缺德》