第1章 漩涡鸣人 

Uzumaki Naruto

Flying Thunder God at the beginning?
  The ninja world is a slacker!
  Naruto said: I don’t have any big dreams in this life, I just like to lie down, slack off, and eat gigolos…
  No initiative! No rejection! No promise! No responsibility!
  This is my Uzumaki Naruto’s ninja way!
  The main ninjutsu is to roll balls with one hand!
  The escape technique, the blood inheritance, the tailed beast, the rich woman’s…
  I’ll give you a fuck!!!!!!