第1章 变成绿皮小子

Become a green boy

A perfectly normal tale of a cheerful Greenskin’s adventures in the Warhammer 40K universe.



- Their meks are too tiny—can’t even compare to Gorkamorka’s Fist or a proper Stompa.
- Their way of pickin’ bosses is stupid. Too much talkin’! Why not just WAAAGH! and krump the biggest git?
- And why dey always workin’ and fightin’ over dumb stuff? ORKS IZ FREE! We fight, we laugh, we WAAAGH!—dat’s da good life!

Tags: [Ork Logic] [Bigger = Better] [WAAAGH!-Fuelled Plot Armor] [Reality? Optional]

讲述了一个战斗在战锤40k的宇宙中，一只快乐绿皮的普通冒险故事。
俺寻思虾米技术太落后了，比如他们的机械都太小，比不上搞毛金刚和古巨基。
俺寻思虾米的选老大的方式太落后，搞得太复杂，不如俺们打一架就好。
俺还寻思虾米活的太累，要工作，要上班，还要互相争斗，不像俺们只要waaagh就行了。