第1章 落魄少爷天崩开局

The Young Master's Sky Collapse Begins

What, you think I’m bragging? Ever seen something like this? This is what we call the Fourth Calamity! So what if you can use magic? You still can't beat me.

All you can do is watch as they call me “Master” and snuggle up to me!

That’s called strength!

W-Wait a sec! Don’t look at me like that with hearts in your eyes!

I don’t want tentacles for dinner again!

If you keep sucking like that, I’m seriously gonna end up anemic!

Merging my spirit into your body or whatever—just stop it already!

Quit messing around! I’m seriously gonna die at this rate!

吹NB呢？
见识过嘛，这叫第四灾厄，会魔法咋了，会魔法你也打不过。
你只能看着她们叫我主人，然后上来和我贴贴！
这叫实力！
等等等！
你们不要满眼心心的看我啊。
晚饭我不想吃触手了！
在吸下去真的要贫血了！
把我的精神融进身体里什么的不要啊。
别折腾了，这么下去会死的！