第1章 坟墓的两三事

Two or Three Things About the Grave

[No heroine][Undead][Power][Struggle][Funny] [Farming style][Possibly with group portraits, but unlikely with group portraits] 
As soon as the Skeleton King entered the tavern, he attracted everyone's attention. 
Someone shouted: "Yohoo! Your Majesty, where did you get rich?" 
The Skeleton King did not answer, but just gently put his hat down, took out three copper coins, and said: "Old rules, waiter, two...Pah, 0.2 taels of dark elements..." 
When everyone heard this, they felt even poorer, so they laughed and said: "I heard that Your Majesty wants to challenge the Church! Is this true or false?" 
The Skeleton King opened his eyes wide: "Can our undead affairs be called fighting? We ask the older generation to educate the young people who have only been in the country for a few hundred years!" Then there were difficult to understand words, such as "bullying the weak with the big" and "respecting the old and loving the young", which made everyone laugh. 
The Skeleton King knew he couldn't win the argument, so he took his 0.2 tael of wine and started muttering in a low voice: "This is outrageous! How can citizens mock their king? This is outrageous..." After hearing this, everyone laughed, and the air in the hotel was suddenly filled with joy again.

【无女主】【亡灵】【势力】【争霸】【搞笑】 【种田流】【有可能有群像，有群向不太可能】
骷髅老王一进到酒馆，便吸引了大伙看过了。旁人便叫道："呦吼！陛下，那里发财来了？"
骷髅王不答，只将帽子轻轻一放，摸出三文铜币，说道："老规矩，小二，二...呸，零点二两暗元素......" 
众人听闻，更觉穷酸，便笑道："听说陛下要和教国打擂台！这是真是假呀？"
骷髅王睁大眼睛："咱们亡灵的事，能叫打吗？咱叫老一辈教育只有几百年国龄的年轻人！"
接连便是难懂的话，什么"以大欺小"，什么"敬老爱幼"之类，引得众人都哄笑起来。 
骷髅王自知辩不过，便拿着自个那零点二两酒叨叨起来，低声念叨："岂有此理，哪有国民嘲讽国王的？反了天了......"
大家听后，哈哈大笑，酒店的空气里，顿时又充满了快活的空气。