第1章 吃瓜系统绑定中

The melon eating system is binding

As a pitiful six-year-old cub, Luosangsang was supposed to die on this stormy night. She was bound to the melon-eating system, which not only allowed her to survive, but also acted as her caregiver. Since it is a melon-eating system, it is reasonable to see through fate, right? One person, one system decided to use live broadcast to gain energy and monetary rewards. 
· Luosangsang: Hello everyone, I will lead everyone to eat melons. 
Netizen: Master, my daughter has been single, please help my daughter to find a red line! 
Luosangsang: If she goes on blind dates randomly, she will encounter epic bad peach blossoms and will die. 
Netizen: Woo woo woo, finally connected online, my daughter was abducted by human traffickers, please tell me where he is. 
Luosangsang: Your daughter was sold by you, you want to match bone marrow, I know where she is, but I won’t tell you. 
Netizen: Master, I am a retired policeman. I became a policeman to find out the truth about my sister’s wrongful death. I have no answer for forty-three years. Please tell me the clues of the murderer. 
Luosangsang: When you leave the study, he will be waiting in your living room. 
Luosangsang: By the way, he has killed 156 people abroad. He is a major serial killer. 
Since the retired policeman was connected, the identities of the connected netizens have become more diverse, and national teams have come out to connect. There are anti-drug police to investigate drug dealers, there are national security personnel to catch spies, and even overseas national teams have come to the live broadcast room. 
"Dear Master, are you willing to come to the beautiful country? Our country is strong and free. We hope you can come and help us. We will give you the best treatment!" 
Chinese netizens: Poachers, get out!

洛桑桑作为可怜兮兮的六岁幼崽，在这个暴风雨来临的夜晚，她本来要死亡的。
绑定吃瓜系统，系统非但让她活了下来，还充当了她的抚养人。
既然是吃瓜系统，能看穿命运很合理吧？
一人一系统决定利用直播获得能量还有金钱奖励。

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洛桑桑：大家好，我来带领大家吃瓜啦。

网友：大师，我女儿一直单身，请帮我女儿牵红线！
洛桑桑：要是乱相亲，她会遭遇史诗级烂桃花，会没命的。

网友：呜呜呜，终于连上线了，我女儿被人贩子拐卖了，求求你告诉我他在哪儿。
洛桑桑：你女儿是被你卖掉的，你是想配骨髓，我知道她在哪儿，但是我不说。

网友：大师，我是一个退休的警察，我做警察是为了查清姐姐枉死的真相，四十三年我都没有答案，请告诉我，凶手的线索。
洛桑桑：你离开书房， 他就在你家客厅里等着。
洛桑桑：对了，他在国外还杀了156个人，是特大连环杀手。

自从连线了退休警察后，连线网友的身份更多了，国家队纷纷下场连线。
有缉毒警察来查毒贩子，有国安的人来抓间谍，甚至海外国家队也来直播间下场了。
“亲爱的大师，请问你是否愿意来美丽国？我们国家强大又自由，希望你能过来帮助我们，我们会给你最好的待遇！”
华国网友：挖墙脚的，滚粗！