第1章 恋爱是不可能恋爱的

It is impossible to fall in love

—What are the benefits of raising a cat?
A cat can serve you tea and bring you water.
It can even help with laundry and mopping the floor.
It might massage your shoulders, warm your bed, and curl up in your lap to nuzzle your chin when you're feeling down.

But…

"Xiao Yu! How many times do I have to tell you?"
"When you're in human form, stop using the litter box!"


——养猫有什么好处？猫咪会帮你端茶递水；还会帮你洗衣拖地；甚至还会给你捏肩捶背暖被窝，在你心情不好的时候，蹲你怀里用脑袋亲昵的蹭你下巴。但是……“小鱼！我说了多少遍了！”“变成人的时候不要钻到猫砂盆里上厕所啊！”——已有万订重生都市文《重生之逆流十年》，以及两本大精品狗粮文《学姐快住口！》《我女友是up主》。感兴趣的书友也可以支持一下~