第1章 我爱吃腰果鸡丁

I love cashew chicken

"Mr. Chen Mo, do you have any idea about the reason why the enemy troops on the Western Front fled in such a massive rout?"

"Yes, their commander-in-chief, the so-and-so Saint King, is dead."

"How did he die?"

"suicide."

"Why do you want to commit suicide?"

"Who knows? I was chatting with him and suddenly he slapped himself in the head."

"....What were you talking about?"

"It's a very normal topic, the origin of the universe or something like that."

"......How long have you been chatting?"

"A little over an hour."

"How long is one o'clock?"

"Six and a half days."

“陈默先生，请问您对西线战场敌军全体大溃逃的原因有什么头绪吗？”
“有啊，他们那个总指挥官，就是那个什么什么圣王死了。”
“怎么死的？”
“自杀。”
“为什么要自杀？”
“那谁知道啊，我跟他聊的好好的，突然就一巴掌给自己爆头了。”
“....你们聊的什么？”
“很正常的话题啊，宇宙起源之类的。”
“.......聊了多久？”
“一个小时多一点。”
“一点是多久？”
“六天半。”