第 1 章 不可接触者

Chapter 1 The Untouchables

Title: Warhammer + Fourth Scourge + Space Pirate "Ship-Lord"

Description:
Minion A: "Boss! There’s a bunch of Chaos tin-cans ahead!"
Zhao Dezhu: "Pull alongside ‘em."

Minion B: "Boss! Some pointy-eared space elves up front!"
Zhao Dezhu: "Pull alongside ‘em."

Minion C: "Boss! A mob of green fungus freaks!"
Zhao Dezhu: "Pull alongside ‘em."

Minion D: "Boss! There’s a Primarch with a few tin-cans brawling with Warp demons!"
Zhao Dezhu: "Holy sh—"
Minion D (mishearing): "Boss says pull alongside ‘em!"
Zhao Dezhu: "……"

(This is a chaotic comedy—veteran Warhammer fans, go easy on the hate! Expect abstract memes, zero logic, and maximum yolo.)

《云锤、第四天灾、星空海盗靠船王》
喽啰甲“老大，前面有一群混沌罐头”
赵德柱“靠过去”
喽啰乙“老大，前面有一群豆芽”
赵德柱“靠过去”
喽啰丙“老大，前面有一群绿皮”
赵德柱“靠过去”
喽啰丁“老大前面有个原体带着几个罐头在和亚空间恶魔干架”
赵德柱“我靠”
喽啰丁“老大说靠过去”
赵德柱“……”
（本书主打抽象搞笑，老锤们轻点喷）