第1章 从前有座倒悬山？

Once upon a time there was an upside-down mountain?

[No system] + [Normal feelings] + [Not a saint] + [Become stronger while lying down] + [Play the pig to eat the tiger] + [Relaxed and funny] 

After traveling through the world of immortal cultivation, Mu Yan did not get an awesome system, nor did he have an incomprehension that defied heaven. 

The most disappointing thing is that his biggest backer was missing two and a half years ago. 

So on the huge upside-down mountain, in order to keep the Taoism forever (and fill his stomach), Mu Yan began his journey of deception. 

"Disciple, you are an ancient holy body!" 

"Oh my god, Master, what you said is actually true!" 

"You are a natural supreme!" 

"Thank you Master for your words and deeds!" 

"You are? A demon holy body?" 

"Master, you are not lying to me!" 

No, these are all made up by me, how did you really practice it? 

What, I saved the road of cultivation in this world? 


【无系统】+【正常感情】+【不圣母】+【躺着变强】+【扮猪吃虎】+【轻松搞笑】
　　穿越修仙界，慕言没有得到牛逼的系统，也没有逆天的悟性。
　　最坑爹的是，最大的靠山还在两年半前下落不明。
　　于是在硕大的倒悬山上，为了道统长存（填饱肚子），慕言开始了忽悠之路。
　　“徒弟你是荒古圣体！”
　　“我去，师尊你说的居然是真的！”
　　“你是天生至尊！”
　　“谢师尊言传身教！”
　　“你是？妖道圣体？”
　　“师尊诚不欺我！”
　　不是，这些都是我瞎编的，你们咋真的练成了？
　　什么，我拯救了这方世界的修路？还修补了世界大道？徒弟修为当百倍归还？