第1章 吾本善良

I am kind

[cheap + stealing bamboo shoots + dark-bellied + refreshing writing + Lao Liu + relaxed + no moral integrity]
Fighting with others: Dahei, you go be the bait! Erluzi, you kick his ass and I'll hit him on the back of the head!
Fighting with ghosts: Dahei, spit blood and spray it! Erluzi, fart and smoke it, I will use the Divine Fire Thunderbolt Pill to blast it!
Fighting with monsters: Dahei, three times the amount in five steps! Erluzi, the monster-binding rope and the maze are ready, where is my pot?
Fighting with the Immortals: Dahei, don't be reckless, stay calm for a while! Erluzi, don't be a coward! I have something else to do, so I'll leave first!
Fighting against the sky: the fun is endless.
Wu Beiliang: The immortal grass, spiritual energy, ghost crystals, and demon pills are all mine. Who dares to try to steal them? Erluzi, close the door, and let the black one out!


【苟贱+夺笋+腹黑+爽文+老六+轻松+无节操】
与人斗：大黑，你去当诱饵！二驴子，你踹他屁股，我敲丫后脑勺！
与鬼斗：大黑，吐血喷它！二驴子，放屁熏它，我用神火霹雳丹炸它！
与妖斗：大黑，五步倒三倍量！二驴子，捆妖绳，迷魂阵伺候，我锅呢？
与仙斗：大黑，不要莽，苟一波！二驴子，不要怂！我还有事，先走一步!
与天斗：其乐无穷。
吴北良：仙草、灵气、鬼晶，妖丹都是我的，谁特么敢抢试试？二驴子，关门，放大黑！