第1章 我就看过小说广告，你让我拍钻石广告？

I've only seen novel advertisements, and you want me to shoot a diamond advertisement?

After Chen Xiao transmigrated, he found himself as a newcomer in a company’s advertising department. The boss assigned him to shoot a diamond commercial. Originally, Chen Xiao planned to just muddle through it somehow. But then—a system activated!

Chen Xiao instantly gained master-level directing skills and the complete script of Titanic!

Diamond Company: "We just asked you to shoot a commercial, and you turned it into the peak of romance films?!"

Ministry of Culture: "We wanted you to film a drama promo, and your version of Farewell My Concubine stunned the entire world?!"

Ministry of Science and Technology: "We wanted you to show the human side of scientists, and you made Interstellar and swept the global box office?!"

But the audience exploded:

“The protagonist died! The protagonist died! Everyone except the protagonist died!”


“Who the hell bought the trending tag ‘Farewell My Concubine: Sweetest Love Story Ever’?! I watched that on New Year’s Eve! Are you even human?!”


“Even the animated film was a tragedy? You didn’t even spare the kids! Chen the Butcher, are you even a person?!”


“Does your conscience not ache? Your money, your awards, your company and studios—they were all built from our tears!”


“New film releasing this Spring Festival? Bro, I give up. Please, have mercy!”

陈潇穿越后，发现自己成为公司广告部新人。领导让他拍一个钻石广告。原本陈潇准备想办法糊弄过去。可这时系统激活！陈潇直接获得了大师级导演技术和《泰坦尼克号》的完整剧本！钻石公司：我只是让你拍个广告，你给拍成爱情片天花板？！文化部：请你帮忙拍个戏剧宣传片，你拍的《霸王别姬》直接惊艳世界？！科技部：找你展现科技人员的人情味，你拍《星际穿越》收割全球票房？！可观众却炸了：“主角嘎了，主角嘎了，除了主角都嘎了！”“谁TMD买的‘霸王别姬，绝世甜剧\’的热搜？老子除夕晚上看的啊，不当人啊！”“动画片也刀了一片？连孩子都不放过，陈刀刀，你还是个人吗！”“你的良心不会痛吗？你的钱，你的奖，你的公司和基地，全都是我们的泪啊！”“新片春节档上映？！大哥，已老实，求放过！”……（后面是《功夫》，成立公司拍《楚门的世界》，顺带制作《神厨小福贵》《家有儿女》等等。）