第一章拿住这个贼子 

Catch this thief

This is a daily cultivation journal of a Loose Cultivator from Black Dragon Mountain, meticulously recording every detail of his cultivation journey. As the saying goes, "A woman fears marrying the wrong man, and a man fears entering the wrong profession." Having started as a bottom-tier Loose Cultivator—and one from Black Dragon Mountain, notorious for its banditry—Liu Xiaolou had no choice but to accept his fate. He struggled tirelessly in a world dominated by prestigious sects, hustling for a single Spirit Stone, a Spirit Pill, a Magic Artifact, or a Spirit Herb. The mundane realities of life—the daily grind of firewood, rice, oil, and salt—mingled with the bittersweet trials of cultivation. The true flavor of this existence could only be savored by those who lived it, yet one thing remained constant: a steadfast devotion to the Dao, driven by the pursuit of eternal life

一本乌龙山散修的日常修行流水帐，记录修行生涯的点点滴滴......女怕嫁错郎，男怕入错行，既然一开始就成了一名最底层的散修，还是以匪号著称的乌龙山散修，刘小楼只能认命，在名门大派占据的天下苦苦挣扎，只为一块灵石、一枚灵丹、一件法器、一株灵草而忙忙碌碌。生活的柴米油盐，修行的酸甜苦辣，个中滋味，由人自品，唯一不变的，是一颗为求长生的向道之心。