第一章：视频通万界，美女KDA热舞！

Video connects all worlds, beautiful girls KDA hot dance!

"Poor folks play with cars, the rich play with watches – I just kill time watching videos and sleeping.

Little did Ye Fan know, the videos he watched were being broadcast across countless dynasties and realms.

Emperors and generals couldn’t look away.

• When a K-pop girl group’s KDA dance popped up, Cao Cao was the first to beg: "I humbly request to share your bed!"

• When clips of the Qing Dynasty’s humiliations played, the Qin Emperor, Han Wu, Tang Ancestor, and Song Founder immediately ramped up the pressure.

• When modern slackers coasting through life appeared, even the worst tyrants felt like hard workers!

...While Ye Fan casually scrolled through shorts, tears streamed down the faces of history’s greatest rulers.

• Ying Zheng (Qin Shi Huang): "I was too conservative..."

• Zhu Di (Yongle Emperor): "What kind of miserable life am I living?!"**

穷玩车，富玩表，没事我就刷刷视频睡睡觉。
然而，叶凡自己所看的视频，已经在诸天万界各个朝代播放。
帝王将相，无不关注。
刷到韩国女团跳KDA，曹老板第一个站出来，亲求同床共枕。
刷到大清被欺辱欺压，秦皇汉武，唐宗宋祖，直接开始上强度。
刷到现代人的摸鱼躺平，昏君都觉得自己够勤奋！
……
叶凡这边刷着短视频，那边的各路帝王将相，泪流满面！
嬴政：我还是太保守了。
朱棣：我过的这是什么苦日子啊！