第1章 这玩意是武技？

Is this a martial art?

[I, Shen Zhixia, inherited a training school that ranked last.]

I have awakened the cultivation return system. As long as students voluntarily drop out of school, the system will return their cultivation to me a hundred times!

Therefore, the goal of this royal sister principal is to train all the students in the school and make them the supreme emperors.

[I, Su Qi, am bound to the god-level teacher system after traveling through time. ]

Fortunately, there are numerous martial arts techniques in the system. As long as students are taught, they can continuously exchange for magical skills and become emperors.

Therefore, my goal is to be a role model for all ages and achieve immortality.

…

When the domineering principal meets the new teacher who is just a freshman.

The teaching atmosphere of this school seems very abstract.

“He is teaching students how to beat dogs?” Yes! But what is “Dog Beating Stick Technique”?

"He asked students to cut chickens?" Very good, but what the hell is "Sunflower Manual"?

As the school's reputation grew, the heart of the beautiful principal Shen Zhixia also bleeds.

"From now on, you are only allowed to teach heretical scriptures!"

Hearing this, Su Qi took out a book.

Students want to practice lying down? I have a copy of the "Hehuan Secret Book"! What, you feel weak?

If students are willing to remain virgins, they can also learn "Yang Wu Lei"!

Students like playing with fire? I have a book called "Burning Decision" here!

You said you don't want to be a human anymore? No problem, I have the "Seventy-two Transformations of the Earthly Fiends"!

【我，沈知夏，继承了一家排名倒数的培训学校。】
觉醒了修为返还系统，只要学生主动退学，系统会把学生修为百倍返还给我！
所以，本御姐校长的目标是——整退全校学生，成就帝境至尊。
【我，苏启，穿越后绑定神级教师系统。】
不过好在，系统内有诸天功法，只要教会学生，就能不断兑换神通功法，成就大帝。
所以，本老师的目标是——我为万世师表，成就不朽大道。
……
当摆烂御姐校长遇到刚大一的新人老师。
这样学校的教学氛围显得十分抽象。
“他在教学生打狗？”不错！可是《打狗棒法》是啥玩意？
“他要求学生割鸡？”挺好，《葵花宝典》是什么鬼？
当学校口碑发酵，美艳校长沈知夏的心也在滴血。
“从现在开始，你只准教邪典！”
闻言，苏启拿出一本书。
学生想躺着修行？我有本《合欢秘籍》！什么，你觉得弱了？
学生愿意当处男，也可以学《阳五雷》！
学生喜欢玩火？我这有本《焚决》！
你说不想做人了？没事，我有《地煞七十二变》！