第1章 艾泽拉斯无双割草刷刷乐

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Traveling across Azeroth, becoming the bastard son of Stormwind's House Prell, Roming awakens his unrivaled mowing and brushing joys.

Gear, skills, potions, mounts, materials—everything is at hand.

Azeroth, Outland, and Shadowlands are all under his control.

Ding! He's captured Illidan's Egg Blade, dual-wielding them to dominate Outland.

Ding! He's captured Frostmourne, and the Lich King begs for a large sum of money to redeem his weapons.

Ding! He's captured Al'Aar's Ashes, and Kael'thas loses his mount, paralyzed from the waist down by a 10,000-meter drop.


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Illidan: Grandfather, please return my weapons to me. I kowtow to you for ten thousand years.

Arthas: Thank you for empowering Frostmourne and allowing me to slay the Ashbringer. From this day forward, you are my adopted parent.


Roming steps on Sargeras's head and berates the kneeling Void Lord: "I just want to live in peace in Azeroth, enjoying myself. Why bother messing with me?"

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穿越艾泽拉斯，成为暴风城普雷尔家族的私生子，罗明觉醒艾泽拉斯无双割草刷刷乐。

装备、技能、药水、坐骑、材料，应有尽有。

艾泽拉斯、外域、暗影界无不可割。

叮！割到伊利丹的蛋刀，双持蛋刀，统治外域。

叮！割到霜之哀伤，巫妖王跪求重金赎回武器。

叮！割到奥的灰烬，凯尔萨斯失去坐骑，从万米高空坠落下半身瘫痪。


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伊利丹：爷爷，求求你把武器还给我，孙子给你磕一万年头。

阿尔萨斯：感谢您强化了霜之哀伤，让我斩断灰烬使者，从今天开始您就是我的再生父母。


罗明踩在萨格拉斯头上，痛斥下面跪着的虚空大君：“我只想安安静静在艾泽拉斯吃喝玩乐，何苦要来招惹我。”