第1章 脾气和罩杯一样大

My temper is as big as my cup size

[Single Female Lead] + [Professor] + [Everyday Romance] + [Max-Level Boss] + [Absolutely Lazy]

"Mommy, why does Daddy play games all day? He’s either fishing, walking the cat, or leisurely drinking tea. How does our family have so much money?"

"Because your daddy is an evil capitalist, doing no work, exploiting and squeezing others. If this were the past, you’d throw rotten eggs at him, or watch him swing under the streetlamp after school. We should be happy—he’s still lively and well."

"Then why are you always so fierce? How did Daddy ever like you?"

"Hmm?"

"Brother, you should ask differently. Sister will only teach you once. For example, Daddy is so lazy—how did Mommy like him?"

"Because he coveted Mommy’s beauty and spared no effort, and luckily he had some money. I liked his money, so we ended up together."

"Professor Lu, back then I was penniless. Admit it, you coveted my beauty and insisted on supporting me!"

"Hmm?"

"Your mommy is right."

[单女主]+[教授]+[恋爱日常]+[满级大佬]+[绝不努力]
“麻麻，为什么爸爸整天都在打游戏，一天不是钓鱼就是遛猫，要不就是喝茶闲逛，咱们家还有这么多钱？”
“因为你爸爸是万恶的资本家，不事生产，压榨剥削，要放在以前，你得朝他丢臭鸡蛋，或者放学看他在路灯底下荡秋千，我们应该替他高兴，他现在还能活蹦乱跳。”
“那麻麻你一整天都凶巴巴的，爸爸当初怎么会喜欢你？”
“嗯？”
“弟弟，你应该换个问法，姐姐只教你一次。比如，爸爸这么懒，麻麻怎么会喜欢他？”
“因为他贪图麻麻的美貌，无所不用其极，而他又恰好有点钱，我喜欢他的钱，所以就在一起了。”
“陆教授，当时我可身无分文，承认吧，是你贪图我的美貌，还非说要包养我！”
“嗯？”
“你麻麻说的对。”
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别名：《重生归来，原来我是霸总！》