Slacking Off Full-time at Tracen Academy

After being transported into the world of Uma Musume, specifically into Tracen Academy, Kitahara Shinji has only one goal: to slack off.

When the chairwoman calls on him, he doesn’t respond. When the prestigious Mejiro family invites him, he ignores them. When the student council reaches out, he pretends to be asleep. And when a horse girl personally chooses him to be her trainer, he disappears without a trace.

"Let’s hope you treat your own life with the same level of commitment."

"Yeah, sure, whatever."

As he stares at the overwhelmingly red “monopoly of attention” stat in front of him, Kitahara keeps nodding, completely unfazed.

He’s convinced: as long as he slacks off hard enough, even the racetrack can’t catch him.

And surprisingly, he turns out to be right. As his reputation for being utterly useless spreads, everyone at Tracen Academy ends up believing he’s actually—

A walking mint for horse girls.

The chosen one of the Three Goddesses.

The guardian of Tracen.

The savior of all horse girls.

Kitahara Shinji: “…Huh?”