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Section 1

[I'll give you 15 yuan. Choose the following talents and combine them to travel to another world.
I'll give you 24 points. Choose different characters to team up with. I'll
give you 10,000 yuan to purchase various supplies to travel to another world. I
'll give you 30 talent points. Please choose from the following...]
I choose to slap you! You're always throwing tantrums here, and I chose you to give them—
holy shit, you really gave them!
...
I've successfully traveled through time! Let me see what wonderful place I've landed in.
Born a chaebol? Taking on the daughter of a fallen noble as a maid? This is awesome!
Wait a minute... Mao, Maori Detective Agency? Isn't this just an everyday world?
How did hitting Sukuna suddenly reveal Nishikida Kagetsu? Who the hell is this Sukuna?!
No, eating crabs can turn you into a weirdo? Where did this bald guy come from?
What's the Helusi Rebellion? What the hell is a Second Tang Dynasty? That's not what the history books say!
Is the overlord of the universe about to strike? Countdown to Gatanjea's awakening?

【给你十五块，从下列天赋中选择合理搭配前往异世界；给你二十四点，选择不同人物跟你组队；给你一万块人民币，购买各类物资前往异世界；给你三十天赋点，请从下列……】我选给你一巴掌！天天在这里发颠，我选了你给啊——卧槽真给啊！……穿越成功！让我看看到什么好地方了。出生就是财阀？收个没落贵族的大小姐当女仆？这下爽了！等一下……毛、毛利侦探事务所？这不是日常世界吗？打个宿傩怎么会冒出来锦田景龙？这特么是哪个宿傩？！不是，吃个螃蟹也能变怪人啊？这个光头佬哪来的！什么叫河禄思大叛乱？第二大唐什么鬼啊，历史书上不是这么写的！全宇宙霸者即将来袭？加坦杰厄苏醒倒计时？