第0章 bro以为自己在星河战队呢

Bro thought he was in Starship Troopers

[ps The battle is fun + the early stage is mainly about hiding and farming. If you want to see the big fight directly, you can raise it first - don't be fooled]

In the distant future, humankind has traveled across the galaxy, and their miracles and hymns of courage have moved the world.

...Located in the boundless, cold, and dim void of the Milky Way, the starting star zone is the starting point for mankind's journey to more distant stars in the Golden Age, and also the end point of everything.

Good news: "You live in the future, bro, you think you are killing bugs in Starship Troopers, wearing power armor, holding a Gatling gun in your left hand and an atomic bomb in your right hand, you can go to the sky and into the earth, invincible."

The bad news: "This is the Warhammer universe"

Good news: "You live in a pocket empire that still retains highly advanced technology and brilliant humanistic rationality, and you also have a capable personal cyber ghost by your side."

Bad news: "An expeditionary fleet led by a giant dude nicknamed Yellow Skin is coming soon."

Good news: "It's 30K now, it can still be saved"

Bad news: "There's a Randan Alien blocking your doorstep"

Good news: "You are in fact the Primarch! You have an Astartes Legion and thousands of godsons who are willing to go through fire and water for you unconditionally."

Bad news: "Your legion number is 11, and you and your brother's second legion are about to be killed by the yellow-skinned Eleven."

"Child, do you think I look like a human or a god?" asked the yellow-skinned man from a high place.

Watson thought of his descendants and said angrily: "Fake -"

"I'll give you your legion back. What did you want to call me?"

"The false...great Emperor Commander Kaka is the only sun in my heart."

[ps战斗爽+前期主要苟和种田，想直接看大混艹可以先养——不喜误入]
在遥远的未来，人类的足迹踏遍银河，其奇迹的造就与勇气的赞歌令寰宇为之动容。
……位于银河外围无边无际的冰冷黯淡虚空宙域中，起航星区；黄金时代人类迈向更遥远星辰的起点，亦是一切的终点。
好消息：“你活在未来，bro以为自己是在星河战队杀虫子，身披动力甲，左手加特林，右手原子弹，上天入地，所向披靡”
坏消息：“这是战锤宇宙”
好消息：“你生活在一个仍然保留着高度发达科技与光辉人文理性的口袋帝国，并且身边还有一位能干的贴身赛博女鬼。”
坏消息：“一个外号黄皮子的大只佬的远征舰队快要来了”
好消息：“现在是30K，还能救救”
坏消息：“你家门口堵着冉丹异形”
好消息：“你其实是基因原体！你有一个阿斯塔特军团，成千上万个干儿子无条件愿意为你赴汤蹈火”
坏消息：“你的军团番号是十一，而且跟你另一位兄弟的第二军团一起快要被黄皮子十一抽杀了”
“孩子，你看我像人，还是像神。”黄皮子站在高处问道。
华生想着自己的子嗣们，气愤道：“伪——”
“你的军团还给你，你刚才想叫我什么？”
“伪……伟大的帝皇大统领卡卡是我心中唯一的太阳。”