你确定不是在逗我？

Are you sure you're not kidding me?

A poor, down on his luck kitchen hand, Ye Fei was this close to thinking about sleeping with his landlady to avoid paying rent for his shabby little apartment when he was suddenly electrocuted while trying to turn on the lights.

Unexpectedly, he did not die. Instead, a strange voice appeared in his head, “Divine Culinary Broadcasting System has successfully bonded with the host.”

Excuse me, who are you? Why are you living rent-free in my head?!

Wait, where did that new laptop come from? Also, a 24-hour unlimited Internet access?

“So long as Host performs your task well, the System shall also provide rewards and care packages from time to time.”

The f*ck? Tasks? Are they like missions? Hold on, where did those ingredients come from?

Whatever, Ye Fei was too hungry to care. Let’s just follow the System’s instructions for now and hope for the best!

平行空间，华夏国。　　A：第一，坐等叶飞大神开播。　　B：今天叶大神要直播什么菜？猜对有奖。　　C：这个真不好猜，他会做的太多了。　　D：妈妈，叶飞哥哥快开播了，快给我泡一碗泡面。　　E：小飞要开播了啊？老头子，别打牌了，回家看这小子玩直播去了。　　F：小高，一会儿叶飞直播的时候我没办法看，有个几十亿的项目要和客户谈，这样，你帮我把他这期的节目录下来，送走客户之后我要第一眼就看到他的直播。　　一个乞丐站在世纪广场上，抬头眯着眼睛盯着一块巨大的液晶显示屏，然后从兜里掏出半个黑乎乎的馒头，咬了一口，满足道：“叶飞的美食直播真的太神奇了，看他的节目，就算是一坨翔也能吃出山珍海味的味道来。”               
              
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