第1章 我真有女朋友 

I really have a girlfriend

"You said you have a girlfriend?"

"Yes."

"She's beautiful, has a great figure, and a perfect temperament. Her family is very wealthy. Why doesn't she want you to have a car and a house, or even a betrothal gift?"

"That's right."

"Besides that, she also washes your clothes and cooks for you, and even boils water for you to wash your feet?"

"That's right, I don't know how many lifetimes I've cultivated to get this blessing..."

"Then you are indeed lucky. I am a little envious of you."

The doctor recorded it in the medical record and turned back to tell the nurse:

"The condition has worsened again, remember to increase the dosage."

“你说你有女朋友？”
  “是的。”
  “她长得漂亮身材好，气质也很完美，而且家里很有钱，不要你有车有房，甚至也不要彩礼？”
  “没错。”
  “除此之外，她还给你洗衣做饭，甚至还给你烧洗脚水？”
  “是这样的，我都不知道这是我几辈子修来的福气......”
  “那你确实运气不错，我都有点儿羡慕你了。”
  医生边在病历本上记录边回头吩咐护士：
  “病情又加重了，记得加大药量。”