第1章 首先我们是世界公民，其次我们才是米国人！

First we are citizens of the world, and second we are Americans!

Tang Darcy travels to the United States as a sheriff and activates the Essence System. All he needs to do is write toxic chicken soup to cultivate Essence to earn rewards. Isn't that simple? He then frantically writes all sorts of boomerang toxic chicken soup to deceive foreigners: "America, please wait for your people!" "We don't want America to rise! We only want the dignity of the people!" "Why do Chinese people have to wash their dishes seven times!"

The more foreigners you fool, the more buffs the system rewards you. In this magic bombardment version of the United States, the ones standing in front of you now are: environmentalists, transgender women, lesbians, a six-year-old girl with multiple personalities, one-eighth black descent, a Haredi Jewish descent, a super farmer, the god of buffs, King Darcy of the United States, one billion believers around the world, and the honorable American President Mr. Don Darcy!

唐达西穿越到米国当警长，激活了精华者系统，只需写毒鸡汤培养精华者即可刷奖励，这还不简单？反手狂写各种回旋镖毒鸡汤忽悠老外《米国啊，请等一等你的人民！》《不要米国崛起！只要小民尊严！》《华夏的盘子为什么要洗七遍！》
忽悠的老外越多，系统奖励的buff就越多，在米国这个魔法对轰的版本，现在站在你面前的是：环保动保主义者、跨性别女性、女同、六岁小女孩多重人格、八分之一黑人血统、哈瑞迪犹太人血统、超级农场主、buff之神、米国达西王、全球十亿信徒，尊贵的米利坚总统唐达西先生！