第1节

Section 1

Travel through a martial arts world, obtain a god-level kidnapping system, and vow to become the universe's number one kidnapper. There's nothing I can't kidnap! Guo Jing, your daughter's been kidnapped by me. If you don't want me to do something to her, give me the Nine Yin Manual and the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms in exchange! What, so obedient? Then I'll give you a grandson for free. ………… Yang Guo, your aunt's been kidnapped by me. If you know what's good for you, cut off your penis yourself! What? Yin Zhiping, you want to cut it off too? Okay, I'll give you the Dragon Slaying Sword. It'll cut through iron like mud, guaranteed painless! ………… Duan Zhengchun, your wife and daughter are already kidnapped by me. Hurry and hand over all your martial arts secrets like the One Finger of Sun and the Six Meridians Divine Sword, then commit suicide by seppuku! What? Want to have some fun with your wives before you die? Get lost, they've already been "fucked" by me...

穿越武侠世界，得到神级绑架系统，誓要做宇宙第一绑架犯。只有不想绑，没有绑不到的！郭靖，你女儿被老子绑架了，不想我对她做点什么的话，拿九阴真经和降龙十八掌来换！什么，这么听话？那就免费送你一个外孙吧。…………杨过，你姑姑被老子绑架了，识相的话，自己切了小丁丁！什么？尹志平你也要切？好吧，送你把屠龙刀，削铁如泥、保证没有任何痛苦！…………段正淳， 你老婆和女儿都被老子绑了，赶紧把一阳指、六脉神剑什么的武功秘籍全交出来，然后自己切腹自尽吧！什么？想在死之前跟老婆们再嗨皮一次？滚你丫的，她们已经被老子“日...