Naruto: My Shadow Clone is Kaguya

I traveled through time and space to become Naruto and Sasuke's classmate next door, but there's no trace of him. Clearly a supporting role, I felt like this was the end of my life, and whether I became a ninja or not didn't matter anymore. Until... Good news: My random "Shadow Clone Technique" worked! Bad news: It wasn't my clone... Good news: My clone was Kaguya Ōtsutsuki, the ancestor of chakra! Bad news: It had no chakra at all, its pupils were at the bottom of its power, and it had no Outer Path Demon Statue. It was just a "painted skin" of the poorest of the poorest Kaguya... Good news: It wasn't just Kaguya, my "Shadow Clone Technique" seemed to be completely random every time I used it...