第1章 重生北美算命？算了，毁灭吧！ 

Reborn as a fortune teller in North America? Forget it, destroy it!

Qin Xuan traveled to North America in a parallel world.

Bind with the Book of Destiny and your fortune telling will become stronger.

Thus, the fortune-telling anchor who shocked the entire Internet was born.

"Hmph, Mr. Dong, stop trying to cheat me. I don't..." said a white man arrogantly.

Qin Xuan: "Don't mind your own business, you've been poisoned! Come to me for a 20% discount!"

"Master, I am a bodyguard..."

Qin Xuan: "Brother, you are about to lose your job. The next time you go on a mission, your employer will be finished!"

The bodyguard was horrified: "Master, what should we do?"

Qin Xuan: "After you get out of the car, move 50 centimeters south and raise the muzzle of your gun 5 centimeters before shooting."

bodyguard:???

A girl: "Master, my boyfriend is disobedient. Should I call the police to scare him?"

Qin Xuan: "...

秦玄穿越到平行世界的北美。
  绑定天运宝典，算命就变强。
  于是，震惊全网的算命主播诞生了。
  “哼，东大人，少来招摇撞骗，我根本就不......”一位白人趾高气扬的说道。
  秦玄：“少管有的没得，你中毒了！找我超度八折优惠！”
  “大师，我是一名保镖......”
  秦玄：“老弟，你快失业了，你下次出任务，你雇主要完啊！”
  保镖大惊失色：“大师，那怎么办？”
  秦玄：“你下车后，向南移动五十厘米，枪口擡高五公分射击。”
  保镖：？？？
  某女生：“大师，我男朋友不听话，我要不要报警吓吓他？”
  秦玄：“...