The Scientific Undertaker

[Conan fanfiction, black funeral, garden mistress, love and sweetness]

BOSS: "I'm dying soon. Please ask him to come to my funeral. Remember to order the most expensive package."

Hanyu Kiyonsu: "I'm just a funeral director. What does the winery's closure have to do with me? Don't you agree?"

All the black-clad coffin bearers nodded.

Maori Kogoro: "The thing I regret most in my life is that I didn't stop him from moving the funeral home next door to me."

Reporter: "But, I heard that he gave you a commission. It seems he made a lot of money?"

Maori Kogoro: "...Well, let's talk about my daughter's new book."

Conan: "That's unscientific!"

P.S.: There is already a million-word Conan fanfiction. If you feel it is not enough, you can read the old book first.