Why Would You Need a Girlfriend If You Have Pokémon

"Next, please let us interview the new champion of the Hoenn region, Lowe, about his victory~"

Lowe: "Recently, rumors have been circulating that I've had improper relationships with various female trainers, including Lusamine, president of the Aether Foundation; Lillie, the eldest daughter; Chrysanthemum, the leader of the Raven Gym; and Sinnoh champion Kazeran. I solemnly declare that the above rumors are pure nonsense. Please do not continue to spread such false rumors. I'm afraid that my family, including Kamennite, Gardevoir, Sylph, Jackrabbit, and Capu Butterfree, will misunderstand me. The above..."

A story about a single mother who dies suddenly from overwork and travels through the world of Pokémon, collecting Pokémon along the way and saving the world to win the championship...

...What? You said that now that you are successful and famous, shouldn’t you consider your lifelong event?

I already have Pokémon, so why would I need a girlfriend? Ladies, wives, young ladies, trainers, and champion ladies, please respect yourselves!