第一章 猜猜我的大不大？

Guess how big mine is?

[There are only four heroines, the others are all losers!!!]

[Daily Life] + [Slightly Yandere] + [No System] + [Funny] + [Nonsense] + [Pleasant Character] + [Slow-burning Plot]

After Lin Lu traveled through time, he accidentally became the lowest-level civil servant among the gods - the God of Land.

Already tired of the chaos between immortals and mortals, he deliberately concealed his strength, wanting only to live a miserable life and wait for death.

But when he looked down, he realized that his iron rice bowl was actually filled with gigolo money?!

Nine-tailed Fox: You have to eat this free meal even if you don’t want to!!

Boss Ji Linglong: As long as you obey me, I guarantee you will enjoy endless wealth and glory!

Evil Beast Qilin: Come here and lie down, okay! It’s my turn to play next!

Bush, through the door. I just want to be a quiet, handsome guy. What are you all doing here? Are you trying to beat the royalists? Help! I'm surrounded by them!

【女主只有四个，其他全是败犬！！！】
【日常】+【微病娇】+【无系统】+【搞笑】+【无厘头】+【人设讨喜】+【剧情向慢热流】
林路由穿越后，阴差阳错成了神仙最底层的公务员——土地公。
原本已经厌倦仙凡纷扰的他刻意隐藏实力，只想安心摆烂混吃等死。
可是低头一看，自己这铁饭碗里居然装着软饭？！
九尾妖狐:这软饭你不吃也得吃！！
上司姬玲珑:只要你安心从了我，保你荣华富贵享之不尽！
恶兽麒麟:过来，躺下，好！接下来该我玩儿了！
布什，隔门。我只想安安静静当个帅哥，你们都围上来干什么？打保皇吗？救命啊，我被她们包围辣！！