第一章 迟到六十年的外挂

A plug-in that arrived sixty years late

"Master, people say there are gods in this Taoist temple. Excuse me, are there really gods in this Taoist temple?"

Facing the reporter's questions, the energetic Song Feng looked somewhat ordinary, and said like an old man of his age: "There is no such thing as immortals. These are just rumors spread by outsiders. These days, we believe in science. Young comrade, feudal superstition is not acceptable~"

Before he finished speaking, he saw a multicolored light streak across the sky in the distance. Then, a middle-aged Taoist swallowed a spinning sword ball and said to the old man anxiously, "Master, this is bad! The demon dragon you suppressed has broken free!"

Hearing this, the old man paused slightly, then looked at the reporter awkwardly and explained, "...Haha, my apprentice loves acting and doing performance art. He's too immersed in his acting."

After he finished speaking, the old man glanced at the reporter, who was skeptical about his life, and asked, "...Is the camera off?"

"It's off...it's off~" The reporter didn't react.

"That's good..." Upon hearing the reporter's words, the old man smiled faintly. A terrifying aura spread from his body. He simply shook his shoulders, and his entire body transformed into a sacred deity that connected heaven and earth. He said in a thunderous voice, "It's just a small loach. I really gave him honor!"

It turned into a beam of light that connected the sky and the earth and disappeared among the crowd in the blink of an eye.

Photographer: “…”

reporter:"……"

“道长，人家都说这道观有神仙，冒昧问一下，道观里面真的有神仙嘛？”
面对着记者的提问，精神矍铄的宋风看起来有些普通，就跟同年龄的老人一般开口说道:“哪有什么神仙不神仙的，都是外人以讹传讹，这年头信的都是科学，小同志，封建迷信不可取啊~”
话语未落，只见到远处突然有一道五彩遁光划过天际，随即便见到遁光落下，一个中年道人吞下一颗滴溜溜旋转的剑丸，有些着急的开口对着老者开口道:“掌教，不好了，您镇压的那条妖龙破封而出了！”
听到这话，只看到老者微微一顿，随即有些尴尬的看向记者开口解释道:“……哈哈，我这徒弟喜欢演戏，喜欢搞什么行为艺术，入戏太深了。”
话语落下，只看到这老者看了一下怀疑人生的记者问道:“……摄影机关了吗？”
“关……关了~”记者有着没反应过来，
“那就好……”听到了记者如此说，老者脸上露出了一丝笑容，整个人身上有种恐怖的气息在蔓延，只是晃了晃肩膀，整个人便化作一尊接天连地的神圣神灵法相，声如雷震道:“区区一条小泥鳅，贫道真是给他脸了！”
化作落下，一道遁光接天连地，眨眼间消失在众人之中。
摄影师:“……”
记者:“……”