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Arthur Hastings

"Next, the most noble Knights of the Order of the Garter, Knights of the Grand Cross of St. Michael and St. George, Knights of the Order of the Grand Cross of Bath, Victoria Cross, and Knights of the Order of Merit, leader of the anti-colonial cause, East The bell ringer of the India Company, the hero of the Crimean War, a fellow of the Royal Society, a lifelong friend of great writers such as Dickens and Alexandre Dumas, a staunch supporter of scientific stars such as Faraday and Darwin, and served successively as the Home Office of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland, Assistant Under-Secretary, Under-Secretary and Permanent Under-Secretary in the Admiralty and other departments, the first Cabinet Secretary and Civil Service Minister of the Kingdom, the first graduate of the school and the most outstanding alumnus in history, the Honorable Sir Arthur Hastings in London Speech delivered at the 50th Anniversary Celebration of the University.”
Arthur's eyes swept across the audience, looking at the young faces, and murmured: "Agares, what do you think I should say?"
The shadow of the red devil floated behind him, and saliva almost flowed from the corners of his mouth: "Look at these ignorant souls, they still worship you as a hero, why don't you tell them something they like to hear?"
Arthur took a deep breath and let out a deafening roar: "Oxford is a bunch of sons of bitches!"
"oh!!!!"
The audience burst into thunderous applause.
"The same goes for Cambridge!" he added immediately.
The applause was even louder.
(The protagonist possessed by the devil travels through 19th century England, with a world view without demons)