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I, Mo Yi, am known as Master Yakumo in the world.
     But I’ve been having some troubles lately——
     First: The system finally allowed me to be a good person, but when the editors heard the name of Master Yakumo, they refused to apply. The problem is, I really want to be a good person. Works such as "5 Centimeters per Second" and "One Piece" sound like serious works!
     Second: My sister Nakiri Erina, the final boss of another world who was overturned by me in my previous life - God, always wants to kill me and get her godhead back. However, God’s divinity has long been corrupted into a system by me, who is mean-spirited, and I am also very desperate! .
     Third: The teacher asked me, who earns millions every minute, to join some service department because I was late. But what I like to do most is to say NO to people who are self-righteous.
     Fourth: On the way home, I encountered an arrogant blue spearman. I was so angry that I knocked him away with a swipe of my staff, but there were even more troubles.
     Fifth: I am getting to know more and more (female) friends. For example, I always pick up some kind of white thunder beetle, or I pick up a pet girl who can’t take care of herself.

我，莫逸，江湖人称八云大师。    可最近有些烦恼——    第一：系统终于让我从良了，可是那些编辑听到八云大师之名，就拒签了。问题是，我是真的想从良了，《秒速五厘米》、《海贼王》这些作品一听就是正经作啊！    第二：我的妹妹薙切绘里奈，上辈子被我车翻的异世界最终boss——上帝，总是想弄死我，取回她的神格。然而，上帝神格早就被手贱的我搓成系统，我也很绝望啊！。    第三：老师让分分钟几百万上下的我参加什么侍奉部，原因是迟到。可我最喜欢做的事情就是对自以为是的人，说NO。    第四：回家的路上遇上嚣张的蓝色枪兵，暴脾气的我，一法杖就把他敲飞了，可麻烦事情就更加多了。    第五：认识的（女性）朋友越来越多，例如总是捡到什么白色雷贝帽，捡到生活不能自理的宠物女孩之类的。